What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[editor]

This is great

 

[a_chap]

Not to mention...

 

[Marty1]

You fucking clown. Are you unaware of the huge bills that Trump Hotels charge the secret service for staying at their premises because Trump chooses to stay in them?

How much?

Meanwhile:

Trump wins appeal in case where Democrats sued him for allegedly violating emoluments clause

The case, filed by 215 members of Congress is just one of several lawsuits challenging President Donald Trump with a claim he violated the emoluments clause by accepting foreign government money paid to his businesses.

www.cnbc.com

 

[B.I.G]

How much?

Meanwhile:

Trump wins appeal in case where Democrats sued him for allegedly violating emoluments clause

The case, filed by 215 members of Congress is just one of several lawsuits challenging President Donald Trump with a claim he violated the emoluments clause by accepting foreign government money paid to his businesses.

www.cnbc.com

Why don’t you try and find out. A little research project would be good for you.

 

[existentialist]

Isn’t a physical border wall that prevents illegal immigration a form of social distancing?

Yes, but even you can't avoid the fact that it's far more wide-reaching, intrusive, and discriminatory than getting people to self-isolate in their homes.

 

[Marty1]

Yes, but even you can't avoid the fact that it's far more wide-reaching, intrusive, and discriminatory than getting people to self-isolate in their homes.

Well done, you’re improving

 

[existentialist]

Well done, you’re improving

I think you may have missed the point. By a country mile.

 

[sleaterkinney]

Ireland is not part of the UK...

 

[Pickman's model]

Well done, you’re improving

Looks like you fell down the stupid tree and whacked your head on every branch

 

[two sheds]

Ireland is not part of the UK...

You can tell that he's not actually listening to the lesser mortal - only waiting so he can get his own opinion in.

 

[existentialist]

Looks like you fell down the stupid tree and whacked your head on every branch

...before landing face down in the Swamp Of Moronic Fuckwittery.

 

[spring-peeper]

Trump Now Blaming Americans for Not Getting Coronavirus Tests That Don’t Exist

Apparently the blame lies not with the federal government for its woefully inadequate preparation.

www.vanityfair.com

 

[Marty1]

Looks like you fell down the stupid tree and whacked your head on every branch

Luckily you broke my fall.

 

[Gimigimi]

Luckily you broke my fall.

I don't think this is the comeback you want. To break your fall, he'd need to be on the ground - it would be pretty unlikely for him to stop your fall if he was on a lower branch. That would mean he's not in the stupid tree, and your goal is to imply that he is. Perhaps "I knocked you off a lower branch as I fell" or "I fell because you were above me, bashing your head against the trunk and causing the tree to sway" or "Actually, the tree I was in was the smart tree, and you were absent" would work better, but these may need refinement before being deployed in the field.

 

[pesh]

 

[cyril_smear]

I said it before and will say it again; he remembered to breath.

 

[Jay Park]

Imagine if he gets coronavirus

 

[petee]

Trump Now Blaming Americans for Not Getting Coronavirus Tests That Don’t Exist

Apparently the blame lies not with the federal government for its woefully inadequate preparation.

www.vanityfair.com

He's on path to blaming "the people" for failing him.

 

[teqniq]

Would it be too much to hope that this could finish him?

 

[Marty1]

Would it be too much to hope that this could finish him?

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Probably.

No doubt Seth will get another book out of this though.

 

[teqniq]

How's looking for those figures going?

 

[Yossarian]

Would it be too much to hope that this could finish him?

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You would think that taking disastrous missteps out of ignorance and self-interest that are likely to kill hundreds of thousands of his supporters would have some kind of political consequences for the man, but it seems like he might get out of it by mining the "dirty foreigners did it" vein for all it's worth.

 

[Marty1]

but it seems like he might get out of it by mining the "dirty foreigners did it" vein for all it's worth.

Source? Link?

 

[Yossarian]

Trump might also just keep on boasting about how well he's handling the outbreak until he coughs himself to is - today he was boasting about how many people think he's doing a good job, using numbers from a poll more than a month old.

 

[Pickman's model]

Luckily you broke my fall.

Pisspoor

 

[RTWL]

In other news from the U.S.-Mexico border, a 19-year-old pregnant woman from Guatemala has died from injuries she sustained after she fell while attempting to scale the U.S. border wall. Attempts to deliver her unborn baby were unsuccessful after she fell more than 19 feet.

 

[tim]

Even you can't be this fucking stupid.

You misunderestimate Marty1

 

[tim]

...before landing face down in the Swamp Of Moronic Fuckwittery.

Then some cunt drained the swamp and he slithered himself here to play Golum to marty21 's Frodo. The sooner he gets cast into Morden's Crack of Doom, the better.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

He's on path to blaming "the people" for failing him.

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

And as for fortune, and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world they were all I desired

They are illusions…

 

[Marty1]

Trump has just given a press conference from the WH - could possibly be adding the U.K. to the travel ban due to our increased cases of the virus.