What are you panic buying?

[planetgeli]

Absolutely nothing from Tesco.

Tesco website and app back up after hack attempt

Shoppers had been locked out of the supermarket's website following an outage that began on Saturday.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Indeliblelink]

Champagne

UK faces Christmas champagne shortage amid HGV driver crisis, poor harvests and high demand

'Major markets now recovering from Covid have placed significant demands on stocks'

inews.co.uk

 

[Carvaged]

A Xmas champagne shortage? How shall we ever survive?!

 

[Badgers]

A Xmas champagne shortage? How shall we ever survive?!

I thought everyone just drunk prosecco these days?

 

[maomao]

I'm hoping for enough Christmas shortages to squeeze another twelve pages out of this thread and have my first hundred-pager.

 

[Carvaged]

If they run out of sprouts, we're doomed.

 

[Carvaged]

I thought everyone just drunk prosecco these days?

I can stretch to a Lambrini but even that's pushing the boat out a bit

 

[existentialist]

If they run out of sprouts, we're doomed.

We've already had a foretaste of sproutmageddon...

Obstacles Sprouted up on the Morrisons Roundabout in Haverfordwest. - Pembs Mag

Obstacles Sprouted up on the Morrisons Roundabout in Haverfordwest. Delays Sprouted up on the Morrison’s Roundabout in Haverfordwest, yesterday afternoon.

pembsmag.co.uk

 

[_Russ_]

A Xmas champagne shortage? How shall we ever survive?!

Thats it...get me the fuck off this fucking Island

 

[Elpenor]

I thought everyone just drunk prosecco these days?

A good Crémant de Bourgogne is superior to Prosecco and a lot of champagne. There are also some interesting English sparkling wines.

 

[MrSki]

If they run out of sprouts, we're doomed.

I got my first bag of sprouts on Wednesday but I doubt they will last till Crimbo.

Peeps who say that you can do without whatever & ain't going to starve it is true but a self inflicted problem. Why should there be shortages? Brexit???

 

[hash tag]

You should see the level of security (and occasional violence) used to protect giant leeks ready for competition on allotments round here already.

If this is anything to go by thieves would struggle. 1ton A monster pumpkin in Italy has been declared the world's largest, sparking a fierce battle for the giant vegetable crown

 

[WouldBe]

I got my first bag of sprouts on Wednesday but I doubt they will last till Crimbo.

Last? If you put them on now they might just be ready for Xmas.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Thats it...get me the fuck off this fucking Island

Buy a sodastream and use ordinary white wine. I bet most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

 

[maomao]

Buy a sodastream and use ordinary white wine. I bet most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

That would just look like champagne. If you want it to taste like champagne too, use compressed farts instead of Co2.

 

[hash tag]

Buy a sodastream and use ordinary white wine. I bet most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

That is no way to drink white wine

 

[farmerbarleymow]

That is no way to drink white wine

You should try it. It does work - there are plenty of videos online showing you how to do it safely. If you don't have a sodastream just drop an alka-seltzer tablet into the wine.

 

[hash tag]

You should try it. It does work - there are plenty of videos online showing you how to do it safely. If you don't have a sodastream just drop an alka-seltzer tablet into the wine.

N. O.......that's no, no way. Fizzy whine....

 

[Saul Goodman]

That is no way to drink white wine

Drinking white wine is no way to drink white wine.

 

[bemused]

Books on panic buying.

 

[MickiQ]

You should see the level of security (and occasional violence) used to protect giant leeks ready for competition on allotments round here already.

Some things are life and death and then there's giant leeks

 

[Badgers]

Man Utd shares

 

[hash tag]

Books on panic buying.

Just £50 to you

Panic Buying by S.M. Yasir Arafat, Sujita Kumar Kar | Waterstones

Buy Panic Buying by S.M. Yasir Arafat, Sujita Kumar Kar from Waterstones today! Click and Collect from your local Waterstones or get FREE UK delivery on orders over £25.

www.waterstones.com

 

[hash tag]

A neighbour's delivery last night. Just this, nothing else.

 

[Saul Goodman]

A neighbour's delivery last night. Just this, nothing else.
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I'm always running out of kitchen roll. I think I might adopt this approach.

 

[MickiQ]

We buy toilet roll and kitchen towel in bulk all the time either from Costco or delivered from Amazon during lockdown, unit costs are lower and we use a lot of it anyway. Gets stored(hoarded) in the garage till needed

 

[gentlegreen]

ebay Bidet Toilet Seat - Google Search

www.google.com

I paid about £12 for mine 4 years ago and don't know how I ever managed before.

 

[hash tag]

Sorry to bring bad news....

 

[Saul Goodman]

Sorry to bring bad news....
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How is that bad news? It contains sprouts. Sprouts are bad news. Ergo, this is good news.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Sorry to bring bad news....
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It's only out of stock because Badgers has bought their entire stock.