What are you having for breakfast?

[farmerbarleymow]

Four ounces of almonds today.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Cheese and beetroot.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Prawns

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Red wine.

Been slowly drinking wine since last night so it now counts as breakfast.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Prawns. Fish pie with hot sauce.

 

[Callie]

Cheese and crackers

 

[izz]

Cheese and crackers
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Phwoar ! What's the cheese ?

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Latte
500ml water
Bacon butty
Tea
Another Latte

 

[quiet guy]

Mug of strong filter coffee, a glass of orange juice and a bowl of porridge with some fruit

 

[High Voltage]

I've, to my horror, caught up with 'Mows claimed breakfasts of late

There is no fucking way I could or would face any of that at breakfast time. In fact I'm not unconvinced that most, if not all of farmerbarleymow's posts on this thread are not created by a low budget ai system which is merely plucking random food terms from the ether designed to spread unrest in the "civilised western world / land of the traditional FEB"

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I've, to my horror, caught up with 'Mows claimed breakfasts of late

My breakfasts are great, you heathen.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I think I'll create a breakfast menu for a week for you High Voltage

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Monday - a jar of pickled onions, a jar of pickled cockles
Tuesday - xmas pudding
Wednesday - chicken curry
Thursday - half a dozen boiled eggs
Friday - wasabi seaweed thins
Saturday - hash browns
Sunday - red wine, jar of pickled beetroot

 

[High Voltage]

Dear Christ

 

[High Voltage]

OK after the initial shock has subsided

I could probably use the eggs, hash browns and wine for a weeks worth of breakfasts

Some of the remainder would be eaten and some would go straight into the "food" recycling

 

[farmerbarleymow]

OK after the initial shock has subsided

I could probably use the eggs, hash browns and wine for a weeks worth of breakfasts

Some of the remainder would be eaten and some would go straight into the "food" recycling

No, you should stick to my carefully curated breakfast menu for the week and provide a full report afterwards. Don't be a coward.

 

[High Voltage]

That carefully curated menu looks like the result of a combination of skip diving and the contents of a first year students fridge the day before a grant cheque arrives

 

[farmerbarleymow]

That carefully curated menu looks like the result of a combination of skip diving and the contents of a first year students fridge the day before a grant cheque arrives

How dare you!

 

[farmerbarleymow]

300ml of double cream. Two apples.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Scrambled eggs
Tea
Latte

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Toasted rye bread with cheese. An apple.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Four ounces of mixed nuts. A couple of russet apples.

 

[tony.c]

Mug of coffee. Two buttered crumpets, one with Marmite, one with strawberry jam. Six vitamin/supplement pills.

 

[sojourner]

My new favourite breakfast - porridge with a teaspoon of cocoa, a splash of good maple syrup, blueberries, and a sprinkling of crushed almonds.

Two cups of Peruvian coffee.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Toast with homemade jam and a pint of black tea, watching the limpers and twitchers go about their business below, to the sound of classic FM

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Two slices of toast and a mug of Earl Grey tea.

 

[persimmon]

avocado on toast with houmous

 

[izz]

Seedy porridge with banana, blueberries and peanut butter. Yum. Burp.

 

[Saffy]

Hotel breakfast

2 glasses of orange juice and 2 teas.
Bowl of granola with extra nuts and fruit.
Toasted bagel with butter and marmite.
Pain au chocolate eaten in the lift.

 

[Eric Jarvis]

Weetabix with milk. Second breakfast is going to be a chicken pattie.