What are you having for breakfast?

[existentialist]

Sex for breakfast sounds lovely, but you can't beat a fake sausage.

 

[friedaweed]

Sex for breakfast sounds lovely, but you can't beat a fake sausage.

I was duped into going down to make coffee on the promise of a bit of sausage roll. Is this what a fake sausage feels like?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Pistachios

 

[existentialist]

Sex for breakfast sounds lovely, but you can't beat a fake sausage.

It's been so long since I had a real sausage that I fear I am in no position to make any kind of meaningful comparison

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Pistachios again.

 

[existentialist]

Oh, and btw, a bit late, but...wait for it....

Fake sausage, mash and a fried egg. YAY!

I'm so done with boring breakfast

 

[Throbbing Angel]

A banana

 

[Skim]

A choux bun and a protein shake.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Half a dozen boiled eggs.

 

[moose]

An apple and some peanuts, like my ape ancestors.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Banana & plum & cappuccino

 

[Siouxsie]

Poached eggs and fried mushrooms on thick slices of bloomer toast. 2 oranges.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Pound of black grapes

 

[existentialist]

Fake sausage, mash and a fried egg.

 

[furluxor]

A blend of water, oats, flaxseed, tofu, peanut butter, ginger and mixed berries. Wasn't that great, no sweetness without banana. Could add salt and it would taste like a lassi.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Banana & plum & cappuccino

Same again plus a pint of water

 

[Epona]

One of the worst FEBs it has ever been my misfortune to experience - full details on the FEB thread...

 

[surreybrowncap]

One of the worst FEBs it has ever been my misfortune to experience - full details on the FEB thread...

You have been warned folks!!!

 

[Epona]

You have been warned folks!!!

The saving grace really was that as soon as it arrived at the table I thought "well at least this will make a good post for the FEB thread" - most of the offerings on there are where green stuff has got involved on the plate, whereas this one had all the traditional elements to potentially shine, but was just sooo badly cooked and plated that it wasn't even funny.

 

[Siouxsie]

Over night oats with Greek yoghurt and blueberries. 2 oranges.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Four plums.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

• Pint of Water
• Flat White
• Toasted Bagel w/ butter and cherry jam

 

[existentialist]

Fake sausage, wholemeal toast, fried egg...AND BEANS!

Cooked for me by my stepdaughter

 

[Siouxsie]

2 thick slices of toast with ginger curd. 2 oranges. Slice melon.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

One of the worst FEBs it has ever been my misfortune to experience - full details on the FEB thread...

You have been warned folks!!!

Where is the FEB thread???

 

[Siouxsie]

Where is the FEB thread???

Here

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/the-full-english-back-me-up.291452/page-1107#post-17805746

 

[Epona]

Where is the FEB thread???

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/the-full-english-back-me-up.291452/page-1107

 

[Siouxsie]

So good they named it twice

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Three bags of crisps, bottle of fentimans cola.

 

[existentialist]

Fake sausage, mash, and a fried egg (self-cooked)