petee
no gods, no malarkey
Are you pregnant!
Poached eggs on thick buttered toast. 2 oranges.
mug of tea?
Are you pregnant!
Poached eggs on thick buttered toast. 2 oranges.
No fake hot sausage then?Force majeure - I'm dependent on someone else's catering operation
NopeNo fake hot sausage then?
Have you been barred from the fake sausage shop?Toast and yogurt.
Turned out it wasn't real, who knew?Have you been barred from the fake sausage shop?
Mum used to eat/ lick coal when pregnant with me!....I'm convinced it's why at certain times of the month I crave burnt toastMy mam used to regularly eat knickerbocker glory type things but in a long glass dish-like container, covered in aniseed balls and shit loads of black pepper when she was pregnant. Unsurprisingly I love aniseed and black pepper as a result.
That goes without sayingmug of tea?
Will have to start eating porridge again - got loads in stock. It's probably past it's best before date, but I guess porridge never really goes off.Ginger porridge. (One bulb of Opies stem ginger, chopped and mixed into regular porridge, served with a spoonful of the ginger syrup on top, and a splash of oat milk). Stovetop espresso.
If the oats have been kept in an airtight container they might go a bit stale but are unlikely to be a hazard to health.Three bags of crisps, two cheese sandwiches. The healthy option, obvs.
Will have to start eating porridge again - got loads in stock. It's probably past it's best before date, but I guess porridge never really goes off.
One lot is still in the sealed bag, the other I decanted into a kilner jar so both should be pretty OK I think. Will sniff them to make sure - as you say, it's not worth mould poisoning for sake of how much porridge costs.If the oats have been kept in an airtight container they might go a bit stale but are unlikely to be a hazard to health.
If not in an airtight container though, they provide a great growth medium for mould - so check for musty smells and mould growth, I'd probably not risk it for the sake of a couple of quid if they've not been stored properly.