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What are you having for breakfast?

Here lying in bed awake at 4am and cannot wait for breakfast!

I've a choice...
Porridge
Or
Croissants
Or Iced Duck.
At the moment I'm thinking all three.
 
Half a dozen boiled eggs.

You seem to be making a habit of this. Are you practising for some kind of Cool Hand Luke challenge?

I'm never sure what counts as breakfast. When I start work at 7, I stagger off after a mug of coffee, and pick up something from Greggs or Pret near work, because nothing else is open at that time. Today I'm starting at 11, so I've had a mug and two Mr Kipling apple and blackcurrant pies, and am about to have another mug, and may still have something from one of those places. Or perhaps I'll wait and have lunch at the awful cafeteria at work, which I rarely do, because it's awful. Decisions, decisions.
 
I could eat six fried eggs if I were feeling greedy, but I can't imagine choking down more than one hard-boiled egg at a time. And all the while I'd be thinking, there are so many lovely things to do with eggs, why am I torturing myself?

But I've just realised that I've been making the assumption that your eggs are hard-boiled. If they're not, it doesn't seem as strange.
 
I could eat six fried eggs if I were feeling greedy, but I can't imagine choking down more than one hard-boiled egg at a time. And all the while I'd be thinking, there are so many lovely things to do with eggs, why am I torturing myself?

But I've just realised that I've been making the assumption that your eggs are hard-boiled. If they're not, it doesn't seem as strange.
Eggs are best when they're hard boiled. Not had a fried egg in donkeys years.
 
'Best' is a fluid concept. If by the word you mean 'most likely to cause death by choking if given to an enemy', I'd agree.
 
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