What are the top five dodgiest songs from the eighties?

[stavros]

Although it was released for Christmas 1979, Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" probably stayed into the chart into 1980, and is fecking dreadful.

 

[albionism]

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Men without hats?

 

[killer b]

safety dance is a stone cold classic. get to fuck.

 

[Prince Rhyus]

"Golden Oldies, Rolling Stones
We don't want them back
I'd rather jack!!!"

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Pat Sharp of "Fun House" fame doing some real "Dad" dancing.

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Big Fun's "Blame it on the Boogie"

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Damien - Time Warp...am I detecting a Stock Aitken and Waterman theme here?

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Black Lace - Conga

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Sinitta - So Macho

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Sabrina - Boys

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Sam Fox - Touch Me

 

[Isambard]

You can ocassionally still here Boom Boom, Lets go back to my room" at über cheezy retro nights in gay bars.
Allegedly.

 

[Isambard]

Hazel Dean, Searching, Find Me a Man.

Had the twelve inch of this.
And the record.

 

[Citizen66]

It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Timmy Mallet - technically summer/autumn 1990 post Italia '90.

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Bucks Fizz - Land of make believe

 

[Prince Rhyus]

I loved the video of this when I was an ickle wickle...

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Never really liked this version at the time...

Bananarama + French and Saunders...

 

[Steel Icarus]

I loved the video of this when I was an ickle wickle...

Me too (alright, I was 15). But why have you posted it here? It doesn't fit into the "80s" category, having been first released in 1957, and definitely doesn't fit into any kind of cheesy category.

HTH.

 

[Prince Rhyus]

I quite liked this version of Ferry Cross the Mersey
- Gerry & the Pacemakers
- The Christians
- Holly Johnson
- Paul McCartney
- Stock Aitken and Waterman

 

[stethoscope]

Pat & Mick

 

[stethoscope]

Tight Fit



Just. Make. It. Stop.

 

[elbows]

Showaddywaddy were still active in the early 80s, this video from 1982 has its moments.

 

[Citizen66]

Pass me the fucking sick bag.



Who remembers Racey?



And everything by Deacon fucking Blue. Especially this.

 

[elbows]

Before the end of the decade Roxette emerged.



Its testament to the wide range of cheeses available from the 80s that Phil Collins hasnt made an appearance yet.

 

[Citizen66]

Its testament to the wide range of cheeses available from the 80s that Phil Collins hasnt made an appearance yet.

I was actually going to say precisely the same thing.

 

[elbows]

And Bowie, Im sure he committed some crimes in the 80s but I dont know where to start with singling out one track/video in particular. Any takers?

 

[Citizen66]

And Bowie, Im sure he committed some crimes in the 80s but I dont know where to start with singling out one track/video in particular. Any takers?

I never really got what this was all about:

 

[Prince Rhyus]

Milli Vanilli!!!!