We WILL win the Eurovision this year - Engelbert Humperdinck will see to that

[Geri]

Best yet.

 

[rekil]

Who has the shitty job of following this work of genius.

 

[FiFi]

They HAVE to win!

 

[twentythreedom]

cakes

 

[rekil]

I am crying with laughter!!

I can't breathe.

 

[Lord Camomile]

The similarities to Cheeky Girls are striking.

 

[felixthecat]

Poor old Iceland, having to follow that

 

[Lord Camomile]

Right, shall we just call it an early evening then? It's half past fucking midnight over there, let these people have an early night!

 

[Lord Camomile]

I really don't think we'll remember you Iceland.

Sorry

 

[Geri]

Icelandic men are fit.

 

[FiFi]

Right, shall we just call it an early evening then? It's half past fucking midnight over there, let these people have an early night!

My Littl'un has just said the same thing (only minus the swearing!)

 

[QueenOfGoths]

This is not doing much for me. Plus they have not baked anything like the Russian grannies

 

[rekil]

Italy saucette will slaughter these mugs.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Icelandic men are fit.

Oi, this is a music contest alright? You want hot totty you go watch The X-Factor or whatever, yeah?

 

[Lord Camomile]

This is not doing much for me. Plus they have not baked anything like the Russian grannies

That's going to be the new standard, isn't it? Used to be drums, now if you're not baking sweet goods you're not getting into the top 10.

 

[Lord Camomile]

"I like the way you fill me up"?!

Did I just hear that opening line right?!

 

[fat Andy]

"The Queen" on twitter is def on form tonight. 6 grannies......6 teeth amongst the pearls

 

[FiFi]

Oh, europop at it's finest!
I can (almost) imagine dancing to this in Aiya Napa!

 

[rekil]

Cyprus, you do not make me want to dance very hard in white stilletoes at the discotheque, sozzles.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Was she dancing on books?! That would never be accepted at my library

 

[Lord Camomile]

If only Humperdink had Beth Tweddle's number

 

[madzone]

France entry is a bloke.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Was she dancing on books?! That would never be accepted at my library

I thought that too!

Not sure the gymnasts are adding much to France's song

 

[felixthecat]

France entry is a bloke.

My daughter just said the same.

 

[fat Andy]

French still smarting at not getting the Olympics, I see

 

[Lord Camomile]

"We've got some Olympic gymnasts, what should we do with them?"
"Well, there's this breakdancing video from the 90s I've been watching..."

 

[Lord Camomile]

France entry is a bloke.

My daughter just said the same.

I thought she was rather distracting

Meh, I've always liked tomboys.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh yeah, I can possibly see the Winehouse comparisons. Just about. It's subtle though. Real subtle.

 

[rekil]

There's the real winner. Everyone go home.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

The tech aspects of the show are stunning.