We WILL win the Eurovision this year - Engelbert Humperdinck will see to that

[Lord Camomile]

Interesting...

 

[moomoo]

I LOVE Eurovision but I can't watch it cos we've only got one working telly atm and the boy is watching football.

 

[rekil]

Tragic bus crash or no, this won't do Albania.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I LOVE Eurovision but I can't watch it cos we've only got one working telly atm and the boy is watching football.

Cant watch live on the BBC website?

Woooooah! Cover the glasses!

 

[madzone]

This is the sort of thing I watch it for

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I LOVE Eurovision but I can't watch it cos we've only got one working telly atm and the boy is watching football.

Can you watch it on the computer that is what I'm doing as Mr. QofG's is watching the footie.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fucking love it

"Fuck you Europe, this is what we're gonna do!"

 

[Lord Camomile]

Can you watch it on the computer that is what I'm doing as Mr. QofG's is watching the footie.

I'm doing both

 

[felixthecat]

Miss Albania looked like an extra from some futuristic vampire film

 

[Lord Camomile]

"This blindfold is ridiculous, I can't go on international TV with this on!"
"How about if we cover it in diamanté?"
"Sold"

 

[Lord Camomile]

I thought he was giving Europe the finger there! Sadly, not

 

[madzone]

Thrust that pelvis, Elvis!

 

[DJ Squelch]

I think Lithuania are in with a chance here, the kind of soppy shite people go for.

 

[rekil]

...a bit camp

 

[madzone]

Hey Queenie, do you think you'll get a mention this year?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Hey Queenie, do you think you'll get a mention this year?

I have put in a request but I was a bit late about it

 

[Lord Camomile]

Plod, plod, plod...

NEXT!

 

[moomoo]

Cant watch live on the BBC website?

Woooooah! Cover the glasses!

Thank you!

 

[madzone]

This one's how Lyndsey De Paul would have looked if she was in Blakes Seven

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Hey Queenie, do you think you'll get a mention this year?

Plus I made a joke about "Mama do The Hump" which might be a bit too much for the Beeb

 

[felixthecat]

Well that was a bit boring.

 

[madzone]

Plus I made a joke about "Mama do The Hump" which might be a bit too much for the Beeb

I bet he does mention you

 

[QueenOfGoths]

This one is dull - The Hump has been the best so far but I am not sure he'll win

 

[rekil]

Fuck off Norton.

 

[Greebo]

Got it on R2, which makes the less good bits easier to ignore.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I know nothing of the "grannies from Russia". I feel like I'm about to catch up with the rest of Europe.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I am crying with laughter!!

 

[felixthecat]

Eurovision gold!!!

 

[DJ Squelch]

Does anyone else find the oven is a bit, umm, err, holocausty?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Wow...