We WILL win the Eurovision this year - Engelbert Humperdinck will see to that

[madzone]

They think they're the Black Eyed Peas

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Anyone want to know about the changeover system between acts? It involves LASERS.

Anyone?

No?

Fair enough

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Anyone want to know about the changeover system between acts? It involves LASERS.

Anyone?

No?

Fair enough

Yes we do. We do!!!

 

[Epona]

You saw the baking grannies, right? This year's Lordi.

Yeah I actually thought them shoving bread or cookies in a rotating oven was slightly suggestive too, so I am maybe just in one of those moods today

 

[Lord Camomile]

Anyone want to know about the changeover system between acts? It involves LASERS.

Anyone?

No?

Fair enough

Yes we do. We do!!!

Yes! Me too! I've genuinely been wondering!

 

[Stanley Edwards]

They should stick to baking cakes and making mixed fruit yoghurts IMO.

 

[twentythreedom]

Football was dull, we won 1-0.

 

[madzone]

Football was dull, we won 1-0.

Who's we?

 

[Lord Camomile]

I think someone needs to tell Eurovision entries that having simply a powerful voice won't win you the trophy.

 

[fat Andy]

Here comes Jedward!!!!!!!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Yeah I actually thought them shoving bread or cookies in a rotating oven was slightly suggestive too, so I am maybe just in one of those moods today

It's the weather.

 

[twentythreedom]

Irish govt asked Jedward to lose cos they can't afford to stage it next yr if they won. Srsly!!

 

[Lord Camomile]

Here comes Jedward!!!!!!!

That's a warning, right?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Jeeeeesus, I keep forgetting just how... Jedward they are.

I mean, seriously. Seriously.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

They're gonna win again!

Possibly 2nd to Boyzone better immitation.

Everbody loves Ireland mind. they always get the loose vote.

 

[twentythreedom]

Who's we?

The Ingerland, including Kernow

 

[Epona]

Jedward are not disappointing on the hilarious suggestive lyrics front AND the dodgy costume front - but what happened to their hair? It looks shitter than usual.

 

[Stanley Edwards]

Am I on a different time?

It's Ireland now right?

 

[Lord Camomile]

It's like someone genetically distilled Butlins into the bodies of a couple of Irish twins.

 

[fat Andy]

That's a warning, right?

Generally yes, although the ladies here have been waiting all night

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Irish govt asked Jedward to lose cos they can't afford to stage it next yr if they won. Srsly!!

b/f has just said "oh, you know why they stuck Jedward on, because they can't afford to host it". Said it exactly the same time I came onto this thread and saw your response

 

[sleaterkinney]

They have a water feature. i think they'll do alright.

 

[madzone]

Jeeeeesus, I keep forgetting just how... Jedward they are.

I mean, seriously. Seriously.

I find them sinister in a similar way to the dolls in Barbarella.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fuck me, that ending was almost more suggestive than the video for Pray!

 

[madzone]

The Ingerland, including Kernow

Careful.

 

[Epona]

It's like someone genetically distilled Butlins into the bodies of a couple of Irish twins.

I've reported this post as being potentially offensive and slanderous to Butlins.

 

[quimcunx]

Serbia. I have a soft spot for Serbia.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Clarinet. Now there's an instrument you don't see a lot of at Eurovision. Points for that at least.

 

[twentythreedom]

Republika Srpska! Euro-geo-political tactical voting madness to follow shortly

 

[Epona]

Oh come on, no-one tunes in to watch moody ballads...