Uruguay vs England (Group D) Thursday 19th June 2014

[Lord Camomile]

These long haired players look very pretty and all but it's just not practical is it?

I wear an alice band to keep it out my face, but there have been occasions when I've taken a breath full of hair

 

[Fez909]

He's wearing odd coloured boots

 

[editor]

Lucky to escape there, England.

 

[Lord Camomile]

He's wearing odd coloured boots

Many of them are, keep meaning to find out which brand it is. Think it's Nike? We noticed them in the FA Cup final too.

 

[Lo Siento.]

Definitely not gonna play as shit as they did the other day then... ref is currently letting Uruguay get away with a lot too

 

[Crispy]

Great passing at the front there

EDIT: A goal would have been nice tho

 

[Lord Camomile]

Rooney getting upset about some hugging before that corner. Ended up on the floor I think.

 

[Lea]

Many of them are, keep meaning to find out which brand it is. Think it's Nike? We noticed them in the FA Cup final too.

Can't they distinguish their left from their right foot?

 

[Lord Camomile]

There's more action in their half, but we still look vulnerable when they get into ours.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Not enough of our passes are making it through, they're always hitting one of those pesky Uruguayans.

 

[Fez909]

Kneesy does it, Luis

 

[Lord Camomile]

Goal, please*.




*For England, if we're being picky.

 

[scifisam]

I'm suspecting 0-0 til near the end then Uruguay score. I have a fiver on England though.

Uruguay's shirts are unusually tight - you don't usually see that many right shirts on muscles outside a gay bar.

 

[fen_boy]

Fuck off Alan Green.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Yet again, nice idea for a pass but lacking the execution

 

[Lord Camomile]

Hands.

 

[scifisam]

Did Uruguay just get a free kick because their player missed the ball?

 

[editor]

Uruguay certainly have the edge here.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Happened in Colombia v Ivory Coast too.

 

[Fez909]

Looking like England of old

*sigh*

 

[Fez909]

OFF!

 

[Fez909]

WTF!?!

Send him off

 

[ska invita]

what! should be off

 

[Lo Siento.]

How does Godin not get a card there? !?

 

[Lord Camomile]

That's easily a yellow! Hate to say it, but if didn't already have one...

 

[ska invita]

blatant second yellow

 

[Fez909]

Godin to score, guaranteed

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ladies and gentleman, we have excuse #1

 

[scifisam]

Nothing for striking someone in the throat on purpose? Fuck off.

 

[Lo Siento.]

Uruguay instructions have clearly been "get in their faces"