Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions

[UrbaneFox]

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[tufty79]

Not my idea of anarchy.

To whom will you report your observations?

You also didn't ask who we're watching

 

[tim]

Whilst your efforts are to be applauded, they are ultimately futile unless you torch the estate agents.

The Foxton's in Greenwich, rather a anachronistically, has a pint of milk outside it in the morning before it's open. I don't like milk that much but have been tempted to try and teach the dove that loiters in the vicinity to peck into it, like they used to in the 60s. I am currently on furlough so am not in a position to go through with this plan. However, if you live locally, this could be your opportunity. When the dove has finished you could turn it into a Molotov.

 

[hitmouse]

The Foxton's in Greenwich, rather a anachronistically, has a pint of milk outside it in the morning before it's open. I don't like milk that much but have been tempted to try and teach the dove that loiters in the vicinity to peck into it, like they used to in the 60s. I am currently on furlough so am not in a position to go through with this plan. However, if you live locally, this could be your opportunity. When the dove has finished you could turn it into a Molotov.

And then get the dove to deliver it for you?

 

[tim]

And then get the dove to deliver it for you?

No suicide missions for the dove, she's the one thing that brings solace to the dreary trudge up Greenwich High Road. Better to get one of the crack squirrels who loiter in the Hawkesmorean gloom St Alfege's graveyard to do it.

 

[tufty79]

The Foxton's in Greenwich, rather a anachronistically, has a pint of milk outside it in the morning before it's open. I don't like milk that much but have been tempted to try and teach the dove that loiters in the vicinity to peck into it, like they used to in the 60s. I am currently on furlough so am not in a position to go through with this plan. However, if you live locally, this could be your opportunity. When the dove has finished you could turn it into a Molotov.

I am sending a small call out for birds near and far

 

[tufty79]

Spoiler: Oh no me and a neighbour are restarting TheTiny Benefit Gig Plan

Anthem for feathered friends who don't like the steenkin rules, even if they ARE laid down by bill Callahan. Yeah.




Scott hutchison made dance music and who am I to disobey him?

I am in this video in the brudenell footage, sat down the front cross legged on the floor with a pint of water and closed eyes, but by God I was dancing sitting down



Tiny changes

 

[tufty79]

Formed an informal neighborhood watch scheme if we can be arsed, but our street is generally safe as well built houses

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First mission is go.




Who, exactly, is responsible for



























this?





I have made the relevant door to door Enquiries, checked and double checked The Files, and it was nobody from our street

 

[tufty79]

COULD THIS BE A CLUE???




IS THERE ANOTHER NEIGHBOURGOOD CELL IN OPERATION?????



IS THIS A BODYGUARD? OR A MINOR THREAT???


IS IT A STING HIVE MIND OPERATION???????

Spoiler: Oh no....

Quick!

Spoiler: Omg

can YOU shed any sunlight? Is it as abominable as the horrific cover ijust resorted to posting purely to get your attention, do we think? :Hmm:


Call the tifty line on oh eight hundred oh no no no no no no.

Or do we need the call the relevant authorities?

 

[tufty79]

Mystery solved - it was the kids over the road : thumbs: we've combined neighbourhoods watches and the snow security officer is monitoring local activity.


Our Informal Archivist has unearthed lost surveillance footage of an informal local mass action in 2015.

It is being studied intensely by our unintelligiblence officer.

Spoiler: What

E2a we have also rediscovered that a former housemate fifteen years ago made this happen in conjunction with the above local characters. Merry pranksters without the kool aid, according to The Records.

Before I ever moved here.

Tiny mind blown.



Contains free masks, shire horses, ice cream vans and klf tributes, and video footage of the inside of my head <hmm>

 

[tufty79]

In an unofficial informal capacity, I have been damning and renouncing and reclaiming The Man(z), capitalism, and waste, and booze, and doing some reducing reuusing recycling and refusing as fuck for the Greater Good and Wider Community.....

It is absolutely not aimed at the boards, it is aimed at recorking the bottle.





And a tribute to The Urban Way of traditional cock vandalismby any means necessary

 

[tufty79]

I'd have built a snow cock, but there's kids playing in the garden.

 

[tufty79]

On a happier note, I'm pencilling in 2021 to start a Feminist Art War with Maggi Hambling. I've seen what Anish Kapoor and Stuart Semple got up to a while ago and it sounds like a glorious hobby. Bet we can do it better than the boys

Anish Kapoor flaunts use of "world's pinkest pink" despite ban from creator

Artist Anish Kapoor has got his hands on the "world's pinkest pink" paint, which he is legally forbidden from using.

www.dezeen.com

Small confession: when I saw the snowman outside the gate, I bellowed to my neighbours son and granddaughter to come quick and save my sanity. We'd just been talking about snowmen, art, The Statue, feminism, graffiti, pranks, collectiv action, hive minds, and Hambling


I genuinely thought for a moment that she'd accepted my challenge via the medium of snow


Oh, and the 10yr old granddaughter has just whipped Maggi's ass in terms of meeting the brief of making an everywimmim representation tribute for Mary wollenstonecraft while me and her dad were talking. Unfortunately this may have resulted in overexcited here and cross thread posting

Cc Fozzie Bear
Pickman's model Clair De Lune SpookyFrank and... Chilli.s ?

 

[UrbaneFox]

I am sending a small call out for birds near and far

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Nice view. Is that where you live?

Are those cameras above the mirrored ball?

 

[tufty79]

Maybe

I always think you know where I live because I remember the Queen's Hotel Disaster mobile conversation while I was standing by a bush and a garden full of tents full of Stuff and an imminent lorry coming to rescue it all. It's like you were there with me



Btw, did you go to the packhorse in the great 2015 mental somersault and ask about me?

I was having a cuppa there in 2016, and the lovely camp barman double checked what my name was and that I wasn't dead


I am so sorry, whoever that kind lady was, and anyone else who actually believed my Reggie Perrin survival madness plan that was horrible to do to everyone and everything I loved
xxxxxxxxxxxx

Orang Utan I think that answers some of your what happened question. Well, a fraction of it...

 

[tufty79]

Nice view. Is that where you live?

Are those cameras above the mirrored ball?

Oh no

 

[tufty79]

^ Bells that my neighbour Pete used to have in his door and Left Behind when he went




Pickman's model I abandoned the alternative urban avatars wardrobe shrine art project idea (endorsed and encouraged and basically abetted by you). I need my wardrobe.

I decided I'd put you on security duty with all the lucky stuff

 

[tufty79]

Oh no! Man down!

And another further up The Wall

Someone brought in reinforcements though.
Welcome, fresh comrades!

 

[tufty79]

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Oh no

 

[tufty79]

This..... this.. just




Happened

Spoiler: Open for a surprise

 

[tufty79]

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Beginninga/Base(statue conversation sparker)/....


What

 

[tufty79]

Spoiler: Ok so far so good

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[tufty79]

I'm...

 

[tufty79]

Massive.. err...

Spoiler: Oh NO

I had NOTHING to do with the facial accessories
Nothing.

All I knew was she was fine, I could see her from behind out the window, and I'd been tasked with finishing dressing her (my contribution was dressing gown/scarf/headphones tangle).


It was all good until I saw the eyes and the jazz cigarette and then I just cracked up.

 

[tufty79]

Phew! Fixed!
I am Very Proud, actually
((Haggi Mambling))

 

[tufty79]

Full on local informal anarchic artist process explainer archived forever, including me proper losing my shit

 

[danny la rouge]

The takeaway I ordered pizza from doesn’t do Quattro Formaggio, so I ordered a margheritta and asked for extra blue cheese, goats cheese and pecorino. Hah, didn’t see that coming, did you?

 

[tufty79]

That sounds deliciously satisfying, danny la rouge

The takeaway I ordered pizza from doesn’t do Quattro Formaggio, so I ordered a margheritta and asked for extra blue cheese, goats cheese and pecorino. Hah, didn’t see that coming, did you?

Extra slice of anarchanistic informal pizza action, sir?

 

[cyril_smear]

The takeaway I ordered pizza from doesn’t do Quattro Formaggio, so I ordered a margheritta and asked for extra blue cheese, goats cheese and pecorino. Hah, didn’t see that coming, did you?

enjoy the spit.

 

[Pickman's model]

enjoy the spit.

don't judge everyone by your own low standards