Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions

[Mation]

Leaking pen bothers King Charles III at signing

The King was signing a book at Hillsborough Castle, a royal residence in Northern Ireland.

www.bbc.co.uk

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[isvicthere?]

Leaking pen bothers King Charles III at signing

The King was signing a book at Hillsborough Castle, a royal residence in Northern Ireland.

www.bbc.co.uk

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An-ink-y for the UK!

 

[tim]

There should be an alternative Urban fake queue created. This would shuffle through South London and using an alternative river crossing mislead mourning monarchists to that statue of Mary Wolenscroft in Newington. Most Urbanites are suitably middle-aged and it would only take a couple of hundred of us straggling down a couple of streets to get it going.

 

[platinumsage]

I'm not watching the livestream of the lying in state at the moment.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'm not watching the livestream of the lying in state at the moment.

I believe the young folk would call that a twitch feed

 

[Orang Utan]

I have been removing titles from customers’ details on my work database

 

[iona]

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

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Steady on. There's anarchism and then there's outright nihilism.

 

[Orang Utan]

I pettily hindered a Tory councillor’s pursuit of his business, choosing a certain action which I knew would enrage him, and enjoyed the ensuing apoplexy, then left my boss to deal with the aftermath. I did it in a way that my boss didn’t twig onto my cunning plan.
(I also learned that you’re ‘supposed’ to address councillors as ‘Councillor So-and-So’ but fuck that shit)

 

[DaveCinzano]

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So far we've outed nemo as Will Self, gentlegreen as Adrian Chiles, and now you have exposed yourself as Jimmy Cricket

 

[steeplejack]

Passing a thin column of reedy, silent and obnoxious wind in a meeting with management, thereby disrupting the effective operation of state power.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Passing a thin column of reedy, silent and obnoxious wind in a meeting with management, thereby disrupting the effective operation of state power.

Filth columnist

 

[furluxor]

I weighed six bananas as four in Sainsbury's, then used the 54p savings as a contribution towards a food bank purchase.

 

[MickiQ]

Despite not paying the extra charge for priority boarding on Easyjet, Mrs Q and I went through with the priority customers rather than wait for non-priority to be called (on both the outbound and return flights)
I also blatantly ignored the announcement about only putting pre-paid luggage in the overhead racks and stuck our cabin bags in them rather than under the seats.

 

[Wilf]

Despite not paying the extra charge for priority boarding on Easyjet, Mrs Q and I went through with the priority customers rather than wait for non-priority to be called (on both the outbound and return flights)
I also blatantly ignored the announcement about only putting pre-paid luggage in the overhead racks and stuck our cabin bags in them rather than under the seats.

I'm currently on a train, with bag under the seat. Nobody tells me to be 'sitting comfortably'! Not sure I'm even enjoying the journey- take that LNER!

 

[The39thStep]

Despite not paying the extra charge for priority boarding on Easyjet, Mrs Q and I went through with the priority customers rather than wait for non-priority to be called (on both the outbound and return flights)
I also blatantly ignored the announcement about only putting pre-paid luggage in the overhead racks and stuck our cabin bags in them rather than under the seats.

I remember being on a Ryanair flight back to the UK and they put a yellow tape thing on my bag saying it had to go in the hold and would I give it to the baggage handlers before boarding. Naturally, I cut the tape off and put the bag in the overhead locker.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Naturally, I cut the tape off

...with the box cutter stashed in your coat pocket along with a 500ml bottle of shampoo, a Zippo and your brazenly-on tablet

 

[The39thStep]

...with the box cutter stashed in your coat pocket along with a 500ml bottle of shampoo, a Zippo and your brazenly-on tablet

You can just do it with keys Dave, , saves all that messing around

 

[DaveCinzano]

You can just do it with keys Dave, , saves all that messing around

You want to take your keys on the plane? Isn't there a £25 surcharge for that privilege?

 

[MickiQ]

 

[Wilf]

Comrades, news of a further transport based action: at Darlington station I noticed they've now got a first class passenger lounge. As I walked past I mouthed the words 'in all your decadence you will die'. They won't now be resting easily in their slightly comfier seats, I can tell you!

 

[kenny g]

Wasn't aware of this fellow getting 18 months for his torch based arrogance Campaigner jailed after he shone powerful light at RAF jet

 

[Elpenor]

Haven’t gone to the monthly head of finance update as I think he’s a bit of a cock

 

[Wilf]

Haven’t gone to the monthly head of finance update as I think he’s a bit of a cock

I was bit late for a meeting once.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Had another monthly team Teams meeting with the boss yesterday and remained resolutely camera-less despite having been told at the previous one to plug in the webcam. Profile image is Wat Tyler.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Profile image is Wat Tyler.

Or "Oh, is that Van Gogh?" as he is apparently known round these parts

 

[deeyo]

Or "Oh, is that Van Gogh?" as he is apparently known round these parts

when adam delved & eve span, who was then the dutchman?

informal anachronistic action.

 

[ska invita]

All power to the ravens

 

[Elpenor]

The pavement not being for the use of the public is a new one for me. I wasn’t having any of it though

 

[danny la rouge]

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The pavement not being for the use of the public is a new one for me. I wasn’t having any of it though

It’s probably part of a passive aggressive response to an ongoing dispute over an unadopted road.

https://researchbriefings.files.parliament.uk/documents/SN00402/SN00402.pdf