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Tory MP David Amess Stabbed to Death 15/10/21

Croydon and Chris Philp.

I would not on the whole celebrate a murder but would probably do so with Philp after a few days of mourning.

His Dad might stand in his place
 
As the founding martyr they clearly need a shrine so his remains can become a site of pilgrimage for bereft friends of Qatar, anti-abortionists and swivel-eyed monetarists.
Maybe reinstate the football team to L2 as well before they disappear into the regional leagues.
 

His Dad might stand in his place
It would be a small improvement and worth it for city status. Croydon’s current bankrupt plight requires making difficult decisions and implementing harsh remedies.
 
Be careful, though. If you press the right little squares in the right order, the middle bit rises up out of the ground and there she is, poised to attack.

I heard if was if you stood on it at full moon a d said ‘monetarism’ backwards three times she pops up’ .
 
It would be a small improvement and worth it for city status. Croydon’s current bankrupt plight requires making difficult decisions and implementing harsh remedies.
Chris Philp is a self-described “serial entrepreneur” I believe so would no doubt appreciate the initiative and ‘get up and go’ shown by his assassin in his final moments.
 
The city thing is a bit weird. I mean it either met the criteria for being a City or it didn't. I don't see why it needed its MP to get murdered to qualify for city status.

Anyway, it seems pretty harmless, I don't know why the regulate city status so much. Does anyone of local politicians give a shit about such thing?
 
Iain Stewart MP and Ben Everitt MP will be sleeping with one open for a while given this city status decision the PM…
 
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The city thing is a bit weird. I mean it either met the criteria for being a City or it didn't. I don't see why it needed its MP to get murdered to qualify for city status.

Anyway, it seems pretty harmless, I don't know why the regulate city status so much. Does anyone of local politicians give a shit about such thing?
Does it have implications for council powers, or a dictator mayor or something?
 
What's more concerning is cities like London with large numbers of MPs that haven't been murdered yet. Surely someone should do something to even the situation up a little.
 
This is total nonsense :mad:

Reading has been trying to get city status for years and had 3 people murdered last year in a terrorist attack, and yet no city status.

It also sets a precedent, if you want to achieve city status, murder your local kindly Tory MP.

Guildford too, and that had 5 killed in a terrorist attack.


Amess is turning in to the new Capt. Tom. His killer should set out to do 100 laps of his cell, just to spice shit up.
 
What's more concerning is cities like London with large numbers of MPs that haven't been murdered yet. Surely someone should do something to even the situation up a little.

London is of course made up of a number of cities, so there's needs to be some serious levelling up done there. Build back bloodbath.
 
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He's posted loads on this thread, commented on various other posters, before you. I mean, just stick him on ignore, you wouldn't be alone in that. But let's not talk of stalking when it is nothing of the sort.
I never put anybody on ignore.
It is stalking when there is a continual creepy presence, who exists to make snide comments when certain people post, comments that add nothing to whatever is being discussed.
 
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