Tory Leadership contest 2022

[SpookyFrank]

I'm OK with the last one.

I'm OK with the first one.

The tricky part will be getting the French to last even 100 minutes without surrendering.

 

[Smangus]

I'm OK with the first one.

The tricky part will be getting the French to last even 100 minutes without surrendering.

Our Army wouldn't make it past the passport checks.

 

[contadino]

The following Sunak policy announcements have been leaked to the press:

• Resume the 100 year war with France
• ...

I'd best start brushing up on my Russian then.

 

[bemused]

I've never met anyone in real life worried about 'woke' - these people are in such a bubble.

 

[brogdale]

All part of the same trend.

What a bunch of cunts

 

[two sheds]

lucky we're all democratic socialists here then










/runs and hides

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[two sheds]

jostling for cabinet posts eh

 

[SysOut]

Britain "sleepwalking" ...?

 

[brogdale]

Britain "sleepwalking" ...?

It was the "believes" bit that got me; er, that's exactly what we've got from 12 years of the scum & 3 from Sunak's chancellorship.

 

[Elpenor]

I’m almost longing for the good old days of David Cameron as prime minister

 

[SpookyFrank]

Sunak is clawing his way back up the polls. If he does overtake Truss it'll be fun watching all those tories who have pledged her their undying fealty explaining that they were misquoted and it is in fact Rishi Sunak's arsehole in which they have resided all along.

 

[Pickman's model]

I’m almost longing for the good old days of David Cameron as prime minister

Ah the happy days of the pig-fucker before we all got shafted by him and may and johnson

 

[Puddy_Tat]

I’m almost longing for the good old days of David Cameron as prime minister

"or chaos with ed milliband"

 

[Elpenor]

"or chaos with ed milliband"

Couldn’t eat a bacon sandwich and had a big stone. A titan, looking back to the current crop

 

[MickiQ]

I’m almost longing for the good old days of David Cameron as prime minister

Each one seems more fucking useless than the last, it's quite scary really when you think about it.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[wow]

Not too sure about that. They'll somehow accept a rich, elite, power wielding ideologue who is brown or female. Creating a society that isn't racist or sexist is another matter.

I disagree. I think enough paid-up Conservative Party Members are racist enough to choose the white idealogue over the brown idealogue regardless of policy. Truss’s visual transformation into Thatcher2 is merely reinforcing the decision they are already being force-fed from their comfort medium of choice.

 

[Kaka Tim]

I disagree. I think enough paid-up Conservative Party Members are racist enough to choose the white idealogue over the brown idealogue regardless of policy. Truss’s visual transformation into Thatcher2 is merely reinforcing the decision they are already being force-fed from their comfort medium of choice.

As has been mentioned many times - look at member's fave kemi badenoch. level of eyeswivel trumps ethnic back ground.

 

[platinumsage]

As has been mentioned many times - look at member's fave kemi badenoch. level of eyeswivel trumps ethnic back ground.

Maybe it's even an advantage. "The fact I hate woke stuff and we have anti-woke policies can't be racist because look at our leader"

 

[platinumsage]

The following Sunak policy announcements have been leaked to the press:

• Resume the 100 year war with France
• Bring back tarring and feathering for shoplifters
• Flagship 'back to work' indentured servant program
• Relocate asylum seekers to Saturn
• Reintroduce the ban on maypole dancing

Rishi Sunak considers compensation for people hit by hosepipe ban

 

[Artaxerxes]

Rishi Sunak considers compensation for people hit by hosepipe ban | ITV News

Fucks sake.

 

[Rob Ray]

Do you suppose they have an actual income amount in mind where bunging money becomes acceptable? Must have assets including a large enough garden that the cost of reseeding it after a drought is mentioned at dinner ...

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[andysays]

Rishi Sunak considers compensation for people hit by hosepipe ban

Not read the detail of that, but it seems perfectly reasonable to me that water companies should be expected to compensate water consumers for their failure to supply water in adequate quantities, especially given the ridiculous amount of water wasted and lost to the system through leaks.

 

[contadino]

Not read the detail of that, but it seems perfectly reasonable to me that water companies should be expected to compensate water consumers for their failure to supply water in adequate quantities, especially given the ridiculous amount of water wasted and lost to the system through leaks.

Totally agree. If a shop can't fill it's shelves, customers aren't expected to pay for what they can't buy. If a water company can't fill it's pipes, we're still expected to pay, and as it's still a monopoly market we can't shop elsewhere. Either the skid marks are all for the free market, or they're not. They can't have it both ways.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

They can't have it both ways.

Try telling them that.

 

[platinumsage]

Not read the detail of that, but it seems perfectly reasonable to me that water companies should be expected to compensate water consumers for their failure to supply water in adequate quantities, especially given the ridiculous amount of water wasted and lost to the system through leaks.

OFWAT already fines companies for leaks and returns the money to customers. Maybe it needs to do this more, but linking financial penalties to hosepipe bans instead of leaks is just ridiculous.

 

[Pickman's model]

it gets worse: from the sun

here's a handy hint, if you ever find therese coffey is one of your key allies you're doing something really badly wrong

 

[platinumsage]

That’s not new, it’s copied and pasted from The Sun.