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Tory Leadership contest 2022

Tuggrnhat won’t win because he has a funny name. I have a funny name so I know, people don’t like things they can’t spell. When I did telesales they made me lie and pretend to have a normal name.
My grandfather and father changed our name so that English people could say it because English people are literally the most stupid people in the world at pronouncing foreign names.
 
My grandfather and father changed our name so that English people could say it because English people are literally the most stupid people in the world at pronouncing foreign names.

To be fair many non-English speakers have trouble pronouncing English names too - while we English are certainly often unhappily insular regarding foreign languages, this is a wider issue. Try getting a French speaker to say Walthamstow for instance (much hilarity had at a recent family gathering with this one for the French contingent of the family).
 
Lead story on Sky News - ugly on so many levels this - what a shit fest - not new but the fact this is now going to be how they try and bring Penny down and the press compliant is yet another disgrace


I like the honesty of the headline but they could have taken it further:

'Mordaunt suffers first setback of campaign: us cunts throwing stupid shit at her'
 
Penny Mordant is wearing Submariners' Dolphins in a few pictures. They don't normally give those out in cornflakes packets. Not that she isn't still tory scum or anything but she must be a bit competent at something. Any naval (or wider military) urbs know more?

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Chap behind her clearly thinking 'fucking brooch'
 
There's something a bit "Hunger Games" about this photo.
Does Lady Mordaunt remind you of a villain in a film? Odd that. (it's cos she's a fundamental, eternal force of evil that has existed throughout the eons and recurred in folk tales, oral histories and their modern equivalents for thousands of years)
 
Mordaunt gifted her opponents an attack line on trans issues by rowing back her previous positions and flat out lying about her past pro-trans actions on legislation. Probably should just have said its complicated i’ll leave it to my equalities minister or something.
 
Tuggrnhat won’t win because he has a funny name. I have a funny name so I know, people don’t like things they can’t spell. When I did telesales they made me lie and pretend to have a normal name.

And it's probably a little late in the game for him to rebrand himself as Tommy Tugger.
 
Mordaunt gifted her opponents an attack line on trans issues by rowing back her previous positions and flat out lying about her past pro-trans actions on legislation. Probably should just have said its complicated i’ll leave it to my equalities minister or something.
Who would have followed it up with something staggeringly offensive to at least two marginalised groups, if previous Tory equalities ministers are anything to go by...
 
Lead story on Sky News - ugly on so many levels this - what a shit fest - not new but the fact this is now going to be how they try and bring Penny down and the press compliant is yet another disgrace


Who could have foreseen that this 'they're erasing the word woman' crap would be weaponised as a dog whistle by the right?

Everyone, that's who.
 
LOL what a stupid way to get shot. What a prick.

He says the Iraqis hit him - twice - but the rescue helicopter missed when it fired at him.

"We were in a very, very small group. We had been fighting a nine, ten-hour running battle. I was shot through the chin and the top of the chest, but that hit the body armour so it was OK,” he told The Sunday Times.

His special forces unit called in a helicopter for evacuation, but when it arrived it mistook them for the enemy. He said if it was not for the gunner’s bad aim, he would have been killed.


 
My grandfather and father changed our name so that English people could say it because English people are literally the most stupid people in the world at pronouncing foreign names.
Come to China, the Han majority don't even bother to attempt the names of fellow citizens of other ethnicities properly, and some like the Mongols used to run the place! Also force all the different Han languages into one pronunciation.
 
He says the Iraqis hit him - twice - but the rescue helicopter missed when it fired at him.

"We were in a very, very small group. We had been fighting a nine, ten-hour running battle. I was shot through the chin and the top of the chest, but that hit the body armour so it was OK,” he told The Sunday Times.

His special forces unit called in a helicopter for evacuation, but when it arrived it mistook them for the enemy. He said if it was not for the gunner’s bad aim, he would have been killed.



Thank goodness his comrades were also useless fuckwits.
 
saw this yesterday, poll of tory members, don't know how representative it is but would suggest that the voters they need are not actually interested at all in the 'culture war' talking points that are being churned up all day long by the press.



Impression I get is that people even tory party members want to hear their plans about how people are gong to heat their homes and buy food and really do not have time for a stupid punch and judy show about the definition of the word woman right now.
they do care quite a lot about people in boats though.
 
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saw this yesterday, poll of tory members, don't know how representative it is but would suggest that the voters they need are not actually interested at all in the 'culture war' talking points that are being churned up all day long by the press. they do care quite a lot about people in boats though.


Just goes to show how effective the press has been at talking up the migration issue and playing down the crisis in the NHS. Tories are old, how have have they not noticed from the evidence of their own senses that healthcare is effectively in a state of slow-motion collapse?
 
Until they get down to the last two, they only really care about the votes of the 360 Tory MP's I would imagine. There may be some appealing to the wider party but other than Rishi Rich who is probably a shoe-in, they need to get into those last two when maybe they will start toning down the crazy and saying stuff that your average Party membership might care about.
 
Until they get down to the last two, they only really care about the votes of the 360 Tory MP's I would imagine. There may be some appealing to the wider party but other than Rishi Rich who is probably a shoe-in, they need to get into those last two when maybe they will start toning down the crazy and saying stuff that your average Party membership might care about.
Even if they're just talking to eachother it still doesn't explain why we've been treated to a day by day forensic on 'what does this candidate think the definition of the word woman is', instead of what if anything have they said about the price of food / fuel or the NHS.
It looks like either they or the newspapers are not reading the room.
 
No say it is not so!
massive failed opportunity though, if they're all warbling on about trans issues when they could gain a lot of support by just saying lets talk about that later we are in a worsening cost of living emergency here's my plan for your winter fuel bill instead?
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Does Lady Mordaunt remind you of a villain in a film? Odd that. (it's cos she's a fundamental, eternal force of evil that has existed throughout the eons and recurred in folk tales, oral histories and their modern equivalents for thousands of years)
Wasn’t she the villain in the Sylvester McCoy 80s Cyberman episodes?
 
It seems mad, looking at it, that they are not all talking about the fact that it will cost double as much money this coming winter to heat yr home as it did last year.
Even if they think that they only need to appeal to rich people at the moment, deal with the rest of the population later, it still seems strange.
But then maybe they are refusing to mention it because the only possible policies would sound 'socialist' so best say nothing.
 
Penny Mordant is wearing Submariners' Dolphins in a few pictures. They don't normally give those out in cornflakes packets. Not that she isn't still tory scum or anything but she must be a bit competent at something. Any naval (or wider military) urbs know more?

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She was an Acting Sub-Lieutenant in RN Reserves ( ie crossed the Solent in a RHIB). Then she promoted herself to Captain when she was at the MoD. She absolutely has not qualified for or earned the Submariner's Dolphins.
 
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