phone rings
Hello?
Hey Kier, it's me Boris. I've got a plan where you can be in the party that runs the country. Let me explain....
First of all, do nothing until October. Then.. Do a vote of no confidence about me and get me voted out. I'll have had three months to tap up those Greens that are actually pretty good at what they do, maybe some Libdems that aren't always pissed and I'll have a word with Farage, Rory, Hancock etc. You bring you're guys that you trust and well....
We'll set up a new party, using the best skills of your best boys and girls, my best boys and girls and some of the others from the other parties (because some of them actually believe they can change things). And they can change things if they are with us!
We'll literally take the best from all parties, I get fired, I run a new party, you all defect to me and you're fucking quids in with a safe job. We'll have to ensure that we also have people from traditionally safe seats from all parties to make sure we properly represent everyone of course chuckles.
You in? I think you're in aren't you. You're a lawyer so you aren't dim and people still remember de Menenzes don't they. It's a fucking brilliant opportunity and a potential gold mine for you.
So remember, say nothing until November, let me work these next three months getting support from all over (everyone loves a brown envelope), and when I give the signal, you turn me over and we all start a new, more prosperous, leveling up party that caters for all...
. I don't think you and I watched the same interview
