Tory Leadership contest 2022

[steveo87]

It’s “National Spare Room Database” day.

I swear you could play a game of 'Which Fascistic Policy did the Tories Announce' for every day for the past ten (at least) years.

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[Storm Fox]

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I'll delete the post if it is a hoax

 

[platinumsage]

Of course it’s not real ffs

 

[two sheds]

It's quite believable though

 

[existentialist]

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I'll delete the post if it is a hoax

I searched "dad's" Twitter handle and came up with nothing.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Obviously fake. As if she can tie her own shoes.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Obviously fake. As if she can tie her own shoes.

Together, probably.

 

[Dystopiary]

Andrea Leadsom - who has a new book to promote - has warned Truss and Sunak not to make the Tories look worse than they do already:

I think the leadership candidates need to pay very careful attention to making sure that they’re not either overly damaging our own record

Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak need to stop 'damaging' the Tory record, says Andrea Leadsom

On Boris Johnson she said

I think as the recent shenanigans fade and dim in people’s memories, then his strong track record on things like getting Brexit done, winning a great big majority, getting the coronavirus vaccine, saving millions of jobs and businesses during covid – people will start to think of those things.

Blech.

 

[bemused]

I'm not a fan of either of them, I find Sunak less objectionable simply because I don't think he's a headbanger - although he seems to be talking like one in the last few days. Truss however is going to be a Tory train wreck.

 

[PR1Berske]

Rishi has been given the front page gush treatment for this desperate attempt to regain ground.

 

[two sheds]

Can go here I think

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Artaxerxes]

That's a shot from Midsomer Murders

 

[rubbershoes]

That's a shot from Midsomer Murders

If only

 

[SpookyFrank]

Rishi has been given the front page gush treatment for this desperate attempt to regain ground.

Extra revenues from growth.

 

[platinumsage]

Next up he’ll announce an expansion of the UK’s colony on Mars by 2100, funded through receipts from asteroid mining.

 

[brogdale]

Extra revenues from growth.

That’ll be from the grave digging industry, food bank landlords, rat kebab sellers, firewood collectors and pop-up barber surgeons.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Next up he’ll announce an expansion of the UK’s colony on Mars by 2100, funded through receipts from asteroid mining.

Bitchained Benefits Payouts

 

[SpookyFrank]

That’ll be from the grave digging industry, food bank landlords, rat kebab sellers, firewood collectors and pop-up barber surgeons.

As if anyone from my generation can afford 12 square feet of dirt to be buried in.

 

[Pickman's model]

As if anyone from my generation can afford 12 square feet of dirt to be buried in.

It's not so much the 12 sq ft as the 72 cubic feet

 

[SpookyFrank]

It's not so much the 12 sq ft as the 72 cubic feet

Yeah well anything that far down is probably covered by a fracking licence.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yeah well anything that far down is probably covered by a fracking licence.

if it's a tory it's bound to be a freaking licence

 

[brogdale]

My (hyper) local news blog's take on Sunak's visit to the deep South of Croydon...

 

[WhyLikeThis]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[WhyLikeThis]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

series of smaller tubes for teenagers, presumably?

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Flavour]

This is glorious. Is she gonna send priti Patel to the back benches? Every cloud