Tory Death Spiral
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existentialist
Tired and unemotional
One jumps out in particular, with initials that match a popular sex act, but I couldn't speculate beyond that...
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Penis Handling?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I was thinking much the same, although I believe that Whipped Hindquarters are also a thing.
not-bono-ever
meh
Actually, the man in the pub failed to provide a name, a Term of tenure or a sex for the politician. So it could have anyone in the past few decades.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
lord donkey onanist?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I think that "lord" isn't helping your case here
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
But of course. Although, TBF, pub gossip doesn't tend to centre on historical peccadilloes, so one might be forgiven for assuming that it was comparatively recent... *whistles tunelessly*
Unrelated to that there is one with at least one if not more super injunctions out regarding illegitimate children from affairs. Same one is also a known drunkard.
Mind this sort of thing has traditionally been a a vital component of any ministerial CV so, its a mystery frankly.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I guess it's a bit like Fight Club
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
so keen on family values that they have started more than one family...
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
So is Rubbing Cock, I'm led to believe...
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Surely only a donkey could be a donkey onanist? Even then, only with some difficulty.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
even a doctor can be a donkey onanist, if he will but masturbate the donkey
Bit of harmless 70's style slap & tickle isn't it? Confessions of half arsed MP. A lovable rogue if you will.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Whilst this is another piece of evidence to support the "Boris is a Twat" Theory, I don't think it will have much effect on his career, he's such a loud larger than life figure that such things fade into the background.
Until this it didn't even occur to me to wonder if he was married or had a family.
gosub
~#
Don't think it ever occurred to him either. Trouble is, there is a strand of Tories whom view the UK as little more than a US aircraft carrier for whom the idea of having a PM notorious for extra marital affairs would only make us more clubbable to Mr Trump.
gosub
~#
A few months? Conference is THIS month and Art 50 end point is currently set at 203 days
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
You think it'll happen in the next month?
gosub
~#
if they've any sense, I don't think it would happen at all. If they think now is the time rearrange deckchairs, nick as many as you can and build a raft
(that applies to both red AND blue political class)
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
the problem with deckchair rafts is that the fabric attached to the wood undermines the buoyancy of the whole.
gosub
~#
Well feel free to help yourself to the wood panelling in order to help it float
In reality i give it til November before sticking on the juke box
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Presumably, those who might support the idea of an imminent Johnson premiership think that he/they might be able to steer 'the vessel' away from the berg?
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