Tory Death Spiral

[BemusedbyLife]

Within the tory pledge of a breakfast budget at 6.8p per child for school breakfast obvs

How much does a bowl of gruel cost anyway?

 

[Wilf]

Within the tory pledge of a breakfast budget at 6.8p per child for school breakfast obvs

Poor little Sixtus, only gets one hash brown and 3 beans. No FEB for him.

 

[bemused]

He's a candidate for canal digging in south georgia

He'd make a good spade handle.

 

[Pickman's model]

He'd make a good spade handle.

That's a pity because I was thinking that his bones, ground to meal, could help fertilise allotments for the prisoners on south georgia

 

[hash tag]

'The rise of food banks across the UK is actually "rather uplifting" because it shows the British people are charitable, Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg said this morning.'

Jacob Rees-Mogg says the surge in food banks is actually 'rather uplifting'

people use the food banks because the tories have told them they are there

 

[mojo pixy]

The only kind of lifting up Jacob Rees-Mogg needs is by his neck.

 

[Wilf]

The only kind of lifting up Jacob Rees-Mogg needs is by his neck.

Weird times in which we live, with Mogg being quoted as the future leader (not that I think he really has a chance). I always saw him as something the Tory Party had employed to make the next most absurd, privileged, chinless weirdo feel a bit better about himself. A joke object in some kind of Atrocity Exhibition, one that got away from Banksy's Dismaland, an explosion in the Brian-Sewell-Book-of-Common-Prayer-Cunt-Factory.

 

[Wolveryeti]

He is Boris mk II - primed to be rolled out to say something obscure in latin to draw attention away from whichever shambolic leadership fuckup is next.

 

[teqniq]

I wish they would fucking hurry up and tear each other to pieces, preferably in the most unpleasant manner possible. All the while they keep limping incompetently along they are just prolonging the agony for the rest of us.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Pickman's model]

How much does a bowl of gruel cost anyway?

Oh

That's the sort of thing David Cameron or Jacob Rees-Mogg might ask

 

[BemusedbyLife]

Oh

That's the sort of thing David Cameron or Jacob Rees-Mogg might ask

If Rees-Mogg doesn't already know the answer to that question I would be very surprised.

 

[Pickman's model]

If Rees-Mogg doesn't already know the answer to that question I would be very surprised.

I wouldn't be

 

[not-bono-ever]

Standard daily statistics briefing for Tory politicians to rnsure they are not caught out by the meddling 4th estate :

price of 1st class stamp
Pint of Milk
Loaf of bread
bowl of gruel

 

[BemusedbyLife]

If my annual payrise is below inflation (again!!) this year I will probably need to know what a bowl of gruel costs before too long anyway

 

[SpookyFrank]

The only kind of lifting up Jacob Rees-Mogg needs is by his neck.

His head's no wider than his neck though, I don't think it would even be possible to hang the fucker.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

His head's no wider than his neck though, I don't think it would even be possible to hang the fucker.

No biggie, I am more than happy to rip his arms off and beat him to death with the soggy ends.

 

[Pickman's model]

His head's no wider than his neck though, I don't think it would even be possible to hang the fucker.

Break him on the wheel, everyone's a winner

 

[Pickman's model]

If my annual payrise is below inflation (again!!) this year I will probably need to know what a bowl of gruel costs before too long anyway

£5 at cereal killers I hear

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[mojo pixy]

His head's no wider than his neck though, I don't think it would even be possible to hang the fucker.

Rope technology has come on in leaps and bounds since 1965

 

[Pickman's model]

Rope technology has come on in leaps and bounds since 1965

Yeh. But hanging too good

 

[Badgers]

So about 20 years (at most) until they are a fringe party?

 

[mojo pixy]

Yeh. But hanging too good

Hang him up, fill his pockets with nuts and sweets and have at him with sticks, pinata-style.

Good catholic fun for all ages!

 

[Pickman's model]

So about 20 years (at most) until they are a fringe party?

At that age none of them will be able to grow a fringe

 

[bemused]

So about 20 years (at most) until they are a fringe party?

Not really, the older people get the more likley they are to vote Tory.

 

[Sprocket.]

Not really, the older people get the more likley they are to vote Tory.

It's called Dementia.

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[mojo pixy]

 

[redsquirrel]

So about 20 years (at most) until they are a fringe party?

You know this is exactly the same line that people were spinning 20 years ago. Hell, there are posts on here from 4/8 years ago about how the Republican party was 'going to be made obsolete' by demographics. It's crap.