8ball
Testicle Menace
On holiday in Sicily a couple of years ago I was walking in the pool with my daughter on my back when I got to the drop-off bit - no slope, just a drop from five feet deep to six foot six. I went under, got a mouthful of water, and have to say I panicked a bit, flailing to the side so much so the lifeguard fella asked me to give him a thumbs-up. And that was a warm pool, broad daylight, full of people. And I can swim fine.
Not surprised, getting caught unawares like that.