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You'd all be cannibalistic vampires wanking off into seaweed, wearing matted hair, naked banging shells into the rocks trying to eat a raw whelk. Bearded toothless fools getting hunted by packs of badgers if it hadn't been for the civilising influence of the Saints, and you shall return to the place from whence you came.
 
You'd all be cannibalistic vampires wanking off into seaweed, wearing matted hair, naked banging shells into the rocks trying to eat a raw whelk. Bearded toothless fools getting hunted by packs of badgers if it hadn't been for the civilising influence of the Saints, and you shall return to the place from whence you came.

Biden-lovin’ libtards everywhere!
 
You'd all be cannibalistic vampires wanking off into seaweed, wearing matted hair, naked banging shells into the rocks trying to eat a raw whelk. Bearded toothless fools getting hunted by packs of badgers if it hadn't been for the civilising influence of the Saints, and you shall return to the place from whence you came.
That sounds fun! Where can I sign up?
 
Because the Virgin Mary is a completely fictitious character. If Jesus existed he certainly had a Mum, but we know absolutely nothing about her.
Seems an odd angle for thousands of people to face persecution and death, ostracisation by the Israelite state and Roman governership for something they knew to be bollocks. Written down within decades of the goings on.
 
Seems an odd angle for thousands of people to face persecution and death, ostracisation by the Israelite state and Roman governership for something they knew to be bollocks. Written down within decades of the goings on.

Sounds like quite a few religion based acts of violence over the years.

Overall, am pretty sure that Joshua existed, as did his ma. But the divine stuff is nonsense, as is the virgin birth.
 
Sounds like quite a few religion based acts of violence over the years.

Overall, am pretty sure that Joshua existed, as did his ma. But the divine stuff is nonsense, as is the virgin birth.
You say it's 'nonsense', and that's fair enough. But it's no more valid than me saying it's not nonsense. You will say claims need proof. But these hundreds of millions of christians aren't goofs. You rather gloss over my post that you quoted within a supportive environment. Great.
 
It is rather a silly argument to claim that something must be true because people have been persecuted for asserting it.
 
It is rather a silly argument to claim that something must be true because people have been persecuted for asserting it.
They believed it. Contemporaries? Witnesses? I didn't say it must be true therefore. The population of Israel at that time was rather small. Yet here we are.
 
They believed it. Contemporaries? Witnesses? I didn't say it must be true therefore. The population of Israel at that time was rather small. Yet here we are.
The doctrine of Mary being an eternal Virgin was not a belief at the time that she lived, or even shortly after. It came in generations later.
 
The doctrine of Mary being an eternal Virgin was not a belief at the time that she lived, or even shortly after. It came in generations later.
Eternal virgin you may be right. I always took it as up to the point of Jesus' birth. Left it at that.

Matthew 1:25 seemed fairly clear.
 
You say it's 'nonsense', and that's fair enough. But it's no more valid than me saying it's not nonsense. You will say claims need proof. But these hundreds of millions of christians aren't goofs. You rather gloss over my post that you quoted within a supportive environment. Great.

It's really quite simple, it looks very likely that there was an historical Jesus (Joshua) but there's fuck all evidence that he did magic stuff, raised zombies or was part of a divine set up.

Have no problem with him, seemed like a passionate human being, the original SJW and a role model.

But the fairytale elements? Nope.
 
It's really quite simple, it looks very likely that there was an historical Jesus (Joshua) but there's fuck all evidence that he did magic stuff, raised zombies or was part of a divine set up.

Have no problem with him, seemed like a passionate human being, the original SJW and a role model.

But the fairytale elements? Nope.
It's really quite simple that you are wound up and hobbyhorsing. And er not really saying much.
 
It's really quite simple that you are wound up and hobbyhorsing. And er not really saying much.

If I was really wound up, I'd be asking why this god person has taken away so many family and friends and I'd want to track down the fucker and make them answer for their cruelty and crimes.

But that would be pointless, as there is no god. Which is always worth repeating. If you don't like it, turn the other cheek.
 
If I was really wound up, I'd be asking why this god person has taken away so many family and friends and I'd want to track down the fucker and make them answer for their cruelty and crimes.

But that would be pointless, as there is no god. Which is always worth repeating. If you don't like it, turn the other cheek.
You are asking me to turn the other cheek?

So you are intending to hit me in the face?

I don't need to turn the other cheek as I don't think that is what has happened here.
 
When somebody makes extraordinary claims they need to back those claims up with extraordinary evidence. If they want to be taken seriously. If there is no evidence then applying normal logic and common sense wins out every time.
 
I can well believe that a bunch of superstitious Bronze Age peasants were completely convinced that their shaman had performed miracles and wanted to tell the world about it. That doesn’t mean I’m willing to take their word, separated by 2000 years, for granted as the literal truth, however.
 
When somebody makes extraordinary claims they need to back those claims up with extraordinary evidence. If they want to be taken seriously. If there is no evidence then applying normal logic and common sense wins out every time.
Well, it should win out. But the world is evidence that it doesn't. Look at the quality of argument our believer brings to the table. 'People were persecuted for believing this, why would they die for a lie, maybe they witnessed it.' As if there were any witnesses, or could be, to a virgin birth. A child could take this nonsense apart.
 
Interesting, a mirror image of a few people I know who were raised catholic but at some point, adopted judaism as their faith. IMO God being One, Eternal and Indivisible is an attraction of both judaism and islam over the god-split-in-three, for someone god-oriented.

he had a message and a lot of it is preserved and remains in the gospels.
I find it fascinating excavating what the original message might have been.
I'd love to know what the real message of Jesus was. I think there are glimpses of it in the gospels of Mary and Thomas.

The character of Jesus in the gospels says nothing that any pious, real-life rabbi wouldn't say, now or then: blessed are the poor, the peacemakers, those who love God and whoever treats their neighbour as kindly and lovingly as they wish for themselves. Rabbi Hillel the Elder (one of several candidates for 'the real jesus') famously quipped to someone who asked him what jews believe, "That which is hateful to you, do not do to your neighbour. That is the whole Torah; the rest is commentary; go and learn."

So all 'Jesus' said was normal Jewish stuff. What that got turned into (and how) as kabbes says, is far more important and interesting.

Incidentally, the original Jehovah was indeed a lesser God, part of a larger pantheon in the original mythology of the Bronze Age people that worshipped him. He was like Thor or Poseidon or Hermes — the child of the chief God (whose name was El, from whom we get the name “Israel”). That’s why the 10 commandments start off with the importance of not taking other Gods above this God. Jehovah’s followers just managed to win the wars of conquest over the followers of the other Gods and, combined with the PR genius of those commandments, the result was that the other Gods got put to one side.

As far as I can tell, it wasn't the choice of God that made the original jews' beliefs different, it was that they were the first people (that we know of) to make their God "One", all-encompassing, eternal and indivisible. Rather than a human-type creature with other companions, a husband or wife, children etc. Not a pantheon or even a pair, but One. This was novel, at the time, and in a world of "many gods" must have possessed extraordinary power in the mind of a believer.

You'd all be cannibalistic vampires wanking off into seaweed, wearing matted hair, naked banging shells into the rocks trying to eat a raw whelk. Bearded toothless fools getting hunted by packs of badgers if it hadn't been for the civilising influence of the Saints, and you shall return to the place from whence you came.
You know God was invented before Jesus or any of the Saints, right? The ethical and lifestyle rules of the Torah were rules 'jesus' will have lived by, and preached?
 
As far as I can tell, it wasn't the choice of God that made the original jews' beliefs different, it was that they were the first people (that we know of) to make their God "One", all-encompassing, eternal and indivisible. Rather than a human-type creature with other companions, a husband or wife, children etc. Not a pantheon or even a pair, but One. This was novel, at the time, and in a world of "many gods" must have possessed extraordinary power in the mind of a believer.
There was also Atenism in ancient Egypt under the pharaoh Akhenaten, which was a step towards monotheism.

Interestingly, there is evidence of possibly Israelite names among the high ranking officials at that time in Egypt, which may be reflected in the story of Joseph (he of the technicolour dreamcoat).
 
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