the sir jimmy savile obe thread

[DexterTCN]

btw Jerry Sadowich sounds like Malcolm Tucker in that new clip by raver #801

 

[elbows]

Roger Ordish overdid his defensiveness if you ask me.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...thing-says-jimmy-savile-producer-8212804.html

 

[Part 2]

Some fella paid £420 for this!

 

[Part 2]

People are even offloading their Jim'l Fix It Badges

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jim-fixed...ctables_Badges_Patches_MJ&hash=item35c0b62bb4

 

[DotCommunist]

Whover got Sviles machete at thirty quid still at least has decent machete.

 

[Pickman's model]

People are even offloading their Jim'l Fix It Badges

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jim-fixed...ctables_Badges_Patches_MJ&hash=item35c0b62bb4

perhaps he might get a sale if he asked £10 for it

 

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perhaps he might get a sale if he asked £10 for it

One in worse nick going for £127...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Original-...ctables_Badges_Patches_MJ&hash=item4d05b07ff7

 

[Part 2]

Some funny comments under the fail's post auction coverage.

'Someone's got a bargain with that Roller!'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-personal-treasures-fetch-small-fortune.html

 

[Pickman's model]

probably the only post-pubescent woman to sit in savile's bubble car

 

[Pickman's model]

this would make a good caption competition

 

[ViolentPanda]

Read the whole thing, these twats actually think that saville was able to travel through time through his haircut and that there is a "hell mouth" in Leeds which is an occult centre and has been for centuries

In fact, Leeds is so occult that knobheads put the windows through at "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" (an occult bookshop) so often that the owner couldn't get his premises insured after the 6th or 7th time.

 

[Pickman's model]

Read the whole thing, these twats actually think that saville was able to travel through time through his haircut and that there is a "hell mouth" in Leeds which is an occult centre and has been for centuries

fortunately you can escape from the hell mouth that is leeds from either the coach or train stations.

 

[frogwoman]

Obviously angels sent by God to punish him for his occult deeds.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Cliff Richard was never on the Radio 1 Playlist. That give's him a clean bill of health in my book.

Not true. Cliff got uppity years ago after being taken off the Radio One playlist, even though he hadn't done anything remotely listenable since "Wired for Sound". To be fair, even Radio One DJs aren't big enough cunts to submit their listeners to "Saviour's Day" or "Mistletoe and Wine" (both of which are actually occult hymns, by the way, just like "Devil Woman" is a back-masked invocation of Satan's missus).

 

[ViolentPanda]

Nor Gary Numan neither.

How can we be sure that the line "here in my car, I feel safest of all" wasn't an allusion to Savile's caravan?

 

[frogwoman]

Mistletoe and Wine is really annoying.

 

[Citizen66]

 

[frogwoman]

 

[ViolentPanda]

Some fella paid £420 for this!

From celebrity pedal bike to notorious paedo-bike in less than a year!

 

[frogwoman]

speedos

 

[frogwoman]

this would make a good caption competition

"deleted for legal reasons"

 

[ViolentPanda]

Now I want to stab someone in the face!

 

[ViolentPanda]

this would make a good caption competition

Chas:
"I say, little post office peasant! Jim fixed it for me so that the Attorney General overturned a High Court decision to publish those letters I just sent!".

Jim:
"He laid down and played dead for me, as it 'appens, guys and gals!"

 

[frogwoman]

Jim: "his old mum's looking a bit frail these days, isn't she? Won't be long now - I must not forget to ask charles for the keys to the mortuary"

Charles "I think that Chocolate Biscuit I had earlier disagreed with me a bit? Why am I so sleepy"

 

[DaveCinzano]

this would make a good caption competition

They were collaborating on The Dirty Old Man Of Lochnagar.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Chas:
"Everything's set, Jim".

Jim:
"Great stuff, lad. I did your wife's corpse up the Gary, I did your nan's corpse up the Gary, and now you've made the arrangements to do your mum's corpse up the Gary once she's dead, I'll have the full set".

Chas:
"She's kept me from my rightful position for so long, that her corpse deserves to be taken up the shitter by a noncing necrophiliac!".

 

[Citizen66]

this would make a good caption competition

So where's this Abba Lady you've brought me to see?

 

[free spirit]

this would make a good caption competition

I'll autograph your tits in my caravan... oh sorry, wrong door. Now then now then, oh no there's absolutely no truth in those rumours your nibs.

Glad we cleared that up Jimmy, just drop my name if you get any bother and that'll see you right.

 

[DotCommunist]

And the new york city choir were singing gallway bay
And the bells were ringing out, for noncery

 

[Favelado]

http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/jimmy-savile-and-david-icke-all-the-pieces-matter/ amusing dissection of loon theories about saville here

It's so funny.