The ongoing stupidity of Home Secretary Priti Patel

[Serge Forward]

Surely that's done in irony, no? Otherwise, vile subject matter (and vile author) aside, the shiteworthyness of it would make the great William Topaz McGonagall blush.

 

[existentialist]

Surely that's done in irony, no? Otherwise, vile subject matter (and vile author) aside, the shiteworthyness of it would make the great William Topaz McGonagall blush.

I'd credit Burchill with quite a few things, but I think her worldview rather rules irony out as an option...

 

[two sheds]

Now with rhyming theme tune: Priti Patel - Highway to Hell

Viewers applaud Richard Osman’s House of Game Night for appearing to troll Priti Patel

 

[Maggot]

Apparently, Priti Patel's New Year resolution is to give up smirking.

 

[existentialist]

Apparently, Priti Patel's New Year resolution is to give up smirking.

Perhaps for a month, like gym memberships... In public, anyway.

 

[stavros]

Apparently, Priti Patel's New Year resolution is to give up smirking.

Well bully for her.

 

[Treacle Toes]

More dogwhistle cuntery from Piranha Patel...

 

[8ball]

More dogwhistle cuntery from Piranha Patel...

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Ugh! I'm totally out of words.

 

[Pickman's model]

Ugh! I'm totally out of words.

if only she were

 

[GarveyLives]

Freedom from Torture, the Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants, Hope Not Hate and Detention Action 'call out' this repulsive individual:

Priti Patel's language 'fuels racist attacks in same way Trump's does', charities claim

 

[stavros]

* Note to self: always read the full headline *

 

[not-bono-ever]

The way she uses “you know” in every sentence is starting to do my cake in. Once you have heard this, you can never listen to this awful human being ever again without hearing it

 

[not-bono-ever]

She’s doing it again. And using shit like “very conscientious “ and “ fact of the matter” at every juncture to lengthen her message of fuck all, grrrr

 

[Chilli.s]

The way she uses “you know” in every sentence

It's more than a bit disconcerting, She is supposed to know what she's on about not be peppering her wisdom with questions enquiring if I know what she's on about.

She does come over as a bit of a dullard. Again.

 

[not-bono-ever]

It’s not just me

HuffPost is now a part of Verizon Media

m.huffingtonpost.co.uk

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[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[not-bono-ever]

I now have this mental image of Malcolm Tucker shouting at her offstage after that performance

 

[Pickman's model]

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In that case I'm surprised she goes on so long

 

[MrSki]

 

[brogdale]

Mince.

 

[Pickman's model]

Satire is truly dead

 

[maomao]

Mince.

That's offensive to mince.

 

[stavros]

I now have this mental image of Malcolm Tucker shouting at her offstage after that performance

He'd be too busy with the PM. He'd set Jamie on her instead.

 

[two sheds]

I'd back her against either of them

 

[FridgeMagnet]

his addition makes it even better

 

[MrSki]

his addition makes it even better

Yeah I know. I posted that on the Covid memes thread.

 

[stavros]

I'd back her against either of them

 

[weltweit]

Exercise must be doubly important

 

[fishfinger]

Doubleplusgood.

 

[Pickman's model]

his addition makes it even better

Except the magic roundabout is joyous and life-affirming