The ongoing stupidity of Home Secretary Priti Patel

[quiet guy]

I think she’s already donated a heart and a brain. Runs off gut instinct.

Nah she runs off bile.

 

[hash tag]

Never had a heart and brain only runs at 30%

Sounds like the tin Man.

 

[andysays]

Nah she runs off bile.

At least her liver and gall bladder are still in working order

 

[Pickman's model]

At least her liver and gall bladder are still in working order

More's the pity

 

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[Dogsauce]

Sorry for the Twitter link, but I can’t be arsed to cut and paste all the separate images. Compare her answer with what normal non-petty-fascist people say.

 

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[Nine Bob Note]

Nothing sticks to her though. And Pritt Sticks are non toxic.

 

[Jay Park]

Sorry for the Twitter link, but I can’t be arsed to cut and paste all the separate images. Compare her answer with what normal non-petty-fascist people say.

Rees Mogg binge watching a programme about the completely fictional, romanticised relationship between masters and servants

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Dunno what legs this has, but here ya go!

 

[Pickman's model]

Dunno what legs this has, but here ya go!

It'd mean leaving the council of europe if a) true and b) it was legislated on

 

[Pickman's model]

Rees Mogg binge watching a programme about the completely fictional, romanticised relationship between masters and servants

Good to see Paul hardcastle ok

 

[Steel Icarus]

Good to see Paul hardcastle ok

Yes, I thought he died at n-n-n-n-nineteen

 

[Artaxerxes]

Dunno what legs this has, but here ya go!

Fucks sake

 

[not-bono-ever]

doesnt surprise me. fucking brexit has brought out the worst in this shithole toilet of a country. regressive cunts

 

[not-bono-ever]

It'd mean leaving the council of europe if a) true and b) it was legislated on

I don't see leaving the CE being a massive conceptual hurdle for the new improved UK

 

[brogdale]

Dunno what legs this has, but here ya go!

Housie Housie!

 

[eatmorecheese]

Dunno what legs this has, but here ya go!

This would be my breaking point. Should this shit succeed.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Dunno what legs this has, but here ya go!

I’m in favour, so long as it only applies to ministers convicted of bullying.

 

[brogdale]

I’m in favour, so long as it only applies to ministers convicted of bullying.

Deffo a be careful what you wish for situation for this scum

 

[Jay Park]

Good to see Paul hardcastle ok

great actor

 

[flypanam]

Deffo a be careful what you wish for situation for this scum

You can bet she’ll be the one that pulls the lever for the trap door.

 

[Ground Elder]

She has her fans

 

[Steel Icarus]

Oh look. Edgy Burchill.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Christ I think reading that poem has actually burned my eyeballs. Burchill is such an appalling shitehawk.

 

[Pickman's model]

Christ I think reading that poem has actually burned my eyeballs. Burchill is such an appalling shitehawk.

I do wish Priti Patel would arrange to have burchill's heart extracted

 

[philosophical]

Surely that poem is an ironic piss take, or am I missing something?
Is Julie Burchill famous for anything?

 

[two sheds]

Ugandan discussions clearly I did have to check it wasn't Private Eye it appeared in

 

[Steel Icarus]

Ugandan discussions clearly I did have to check it wasn't Private Eye it appeared in

It would have (aged 11 1/2) after Burchill if it was in PE

 

[existentialist]

She has her fans

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That is some of the most fucking awful poetry I have ever read. It makes the kind of doggerel that turns up when staff associations do "poetry competitions" look positively Laureate-worthy. One might have thought that someone who moves words around for a living might have noticed some of the grating clunks as grammar has been tortured into something passing for rhyme.

None of which is capable of lowering my opinion of Julie Burchill all that much, it has to be said...