The ongoing stupidity of Home Secretary Priti Patel

[editor]

How the fuck did we end up with a fucking moron as stupid as this as our home secretary?



(from 2011)



Resurfaced video shows Ian Hislop completely shredding Priti Patel's argument for the death penalty

 

[editor]

Monster.

 

[DexterTCN]

Wasn't she sacked for taking bribes from a foreign nation, or was that someone else?

 

[joustmaster]

Arm yourself. Burn people's houses.

 

[Baronage-Phase]

Jesus what a fuckwit nut.

 

[friedaweed]

You can't polish a turd. Even when you roll it in glitter it still smells like a turd.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Wasn't she sacked for taking bribes from a foreign nation, or was that someone else?

Yep that's her, multiple undisclosed meetings (and payments possibly, I forget) with the Israelis while in cabinet which is highly dubious.

She had to get an emergency flight home and the beeb made a big fuss out of it, followed the bloody car all the way to Downing Street, took hours

 

[oryx]

'It's not a deterrent, killing the wrong people!'

 

[Gerry1time]

Monster.

I remember saying on here a good while ago that this was always the point of Brexit. Not to take back control, but to remove the barriers the EU presented to turning the UK into a proper free market 'business friendly' state. I was shot down for saying so at the time.

 

[pug]

she'll be prime minister one day.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I remember saying on here a good while ago that this was always the point of Brexit. Not to take back control, but to remove the barriers the EU presented to turning the UK into a proper free market 'business friendly' state. I was shot down for saying so at the time.

Not sure why, several key Brexit types have written books saying that'd be fab.

 

[imposs1904]

she'll be prime minister one day.

Before or after JRM?

 

[Ming]

I remember saying on here a good while ago that this was always the point of Brexit. Not to take back control, but to remove the barriers the EU presented to turning the UK into a proper free market 'business friendly' state. I was shot down for saying so at the time.

It’s been planned for years. And it’s international (hence Robert Mercer lending Cambridge Analytica to the Brexit campaign).

 

[LDC]

Did you steal the title to this thread from The Canary?

 

[alex_]

Not sure why, several key Brexit types have written books saying that'd be fab.

It’s because if the tories use brexit to destroy workers rights, then it damages the case for Lexit

 

[Artaxerxes]

It’s because if the tories use brexit to destroy workers rights, then it damages the case for Lexit

Lexit only works if any of the impetus for Brexit is left lead.

It's not.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Wasn't she sacked for taking bribes from a foreign nation, or was that someone else?

She was trying to give foreign aid money to that stony broke humanitarian organisation, the IDF.

 

[Poi E]

How the fuck did we end up with a fucking moron as stupid as this as our home secretary?

Because the UK is going down the toilet and only turds are following it. Seriously, won't Scottish residents do us all a favour and push this sclerotic fucking state over the cliff?

 

[Poi E]

She was trying to give foreign aid money to that stony broke humanitarian organisation, the IDF.

Probably the most eye-popping story I've read about a government minister in the last regime. I suppose Johnson hates her which is why she is home sec.

 

[tim]

It’s been planned for years. And it’s international (hence Robert Mercer lending Cambridge Analytica to the Brexit campaign).

Planned; international! Have the Jews been manipulating all those decrepit Tories? What is Soros's role? Whose strings are the Masons pulling? Is Johnson a secret member of the Boy Scout International?

 

[teqniq]

You can't polish a turd. Even when you roll it in glitter it still smells like a turd.

Priti Patel paid £1,000 an hour as adviser to firm supplying MoD

And yet... whilst I wholeheartedly agree with you it would seem this particular turd is valued in certain quarters. For her 'connections' of course.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Is she actually as thick as she comes across in that clip?

 

[Pickman's model]

Is she actually as thick as she comes across in that clip?

No, she's stupider

 

[existentialist]

She's mouthing terms she doesn't really understand - "you've got to have burden of proof" (repeated about a thousand times). Er, no, we have "burden of proof" - that's how our criminal justice system works.What you're ineptly trying to say, Priti bloody scary Patel, is that we need to have proof beyond doubt.

And we all know where she would go with that as Home Sec. Her notion of "beyond doubt" would probably end up being below that current level of "beyond doubt", just so she could get some of that lovely deterrence going on.

I never used to be as opposed to capital punishment as I am now, but even when I was somewhat agnostic about it, I found the urgent desire of some of its proponents to have it back just a little uncomfortable to be around...

 

[Proper Tidy]

Obviously Hislop correct in this and Patel is a dangerous fucker but can I just sat that Hislop is an irritating prick

 

[pug]

I rekon a lot of the people in her constituency who vote for her would probably watch that vid and agree with her regardless of the fact that it's illogical.

 

[Pickman's model]

She's mouthing terms she doesn't really understand - "you've got to have burden of proof" (repeated about a thousand times). Er, no, we have "burden of proof" - that's how our criminal justice system works.What you're ineptly trying to say, Priti bloody scary Patel, is that we need to have proof beyond doubt.

And we all know where she would go with that as Home Sec. Her notion of "beyond doubt" would probably end up being below that current level of "beyond doubt", just so she could get some of that lovely deterrence going on.

I never used to be as opposed to capital punishment as I am now, but even when I was somewhat agnostic about it, I found the urgent desire of some of its proponents to have it back just a little uncomfortable to be around...

The very politicians who would have it returned should be the first to enjoy it

 

[Lurdan]

The very politicians who would have it returned should be the first to enjoy it

No I can't go along with that. They should be at the back of the queue so they can fully appreciate how well it's worked out.

 

[Pickman's model]

No I can't go along with that. They should be at the back of the queue so they can fully appreciate how well it's worked out.

I have already booked the tumbrils to take them from newgate to tyburn tree

 

[SpookyFrank]

Is she actually as thick as she comes across in that clip?

That is her trying her hardest to come across as a rational, intelligent person.