The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[Pickman's model]

I saw Seb Coe on BBC Breakfast yesterday, being asked about Park Run. He mentioned "so-called scientists", which made me wince somewhat.

Come back Steve Ovett all is forgiven

 

[stavros]

Krishnan Guru-Murthy gets seriously pissed off with Tobias Ellwood.

 

[brogdale]

 

[brogdale]

lol

 

[stavros]

From Grant Shapps' speech yesterday:



When in the EU the UK got all sorts of opt-outs, the "un-collegiate"-ness of which I don't remember him objecting to.

 

[Badgers]

Nadine Dorries deleted her Twitter account but these 9 glorious self-owns will live forever

Sad news today that Tory MP Nadine Dorries has deleted her Twitter account after her latest unfortunate self-own. The only surprise, surely, is that she didn’t ditch it sooner. But if you’re missing her already – who isn’t? – then enjoy these 9 magnificent times the health minister suffered a...

www.thepoke.co.uk

 

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[Badgers]

Partner of Tory peer's son held over Belize death

Jasmine Hartin, the partner of Lord Ashcroft's son, was discovered near the body of a police officer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Jasmine Hartin, partner of Andrew Ashcroft, was discovered nearby. Police said she had what appeared to be blood on her arms and clothing.

Lord Ashcroft is domiciled in Belize but remains active in UK politics.

A former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, he has also represented Belize at the United Nations.

 

[brogdale]

Partner of Tory peer's son held over Belize death

Jasmine Hartin, the partner of Lord Ashcroft's son, was discovered near the body of a police officer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Totally a Death in Paradise script.

 

[stavros]

Ashcroft renounced his seat in the HoL six years ago, almost certainly because he was unwilling to give up his tax-dodger status. He surely ought to be barred from using the nobility prefix in his name*.

*Obviously everyone who has Lord, Lady, Earl, Baron(ness), Cunt, etc in front of their name should.

 

[Calamity1971]

My MP has spoken. I have to say comrades ( the mad, and the sad amongst you) I'm disappointed in your lack of congrats

 

[Orang Utan]

My MP has spoken. I have to say comrades ( the mad, and the sad amongst you) I'm disappointed in your lack of congrats
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but then:

 

[platinumsage]

But they are so fucking incompetent, they are pissing off such a wide range of people (the cops are voting on the right to strike FFS!) they are increasingly slimed in sleeze .

Who would have thought they had another ten+ years of increasing incompetence and sleaze in them? And be higher in the polls with an eighty seat majority?

 

[MrSki]

Adil Ray in fine form again this morning.

 

[Chilli.s]

Cunt might of well said that they thought it was an april fools joke

Adil Ray in fine form again this morning.

 

[brogdale]

Adil Ray in fine form again this morning.

Scully is a prime example of that sort of Tory MP that are pig ignorant, know it and are proud of it. Quite unlike the unknowing imbeciles like Andrea Jenkyns or Rosindell.

He's a thick, little spiv.

 

[MrSki]

Partner of Tory peer's son held over Belize death

Jasmine Hartin, the partner of Lord Ashcroft's son, was discovered near the body of a police officer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Charged with manslaughter.

 

[brogdale]

Charged with manslaughter.

Chance for some expensive, wide sample polling?

Guilty or Guilty?

 

[brogdale]

Scully's media round this morning took on an almost Helen Whately-style level of shite!

 

[Jay Park]

Scully's media round this morning took on an almost Helen Whately-style level of shite!

can't listen to em when they can properly formulate sentances, never mind that gobbledygook

 

[quiet guy]

Scrapped from the bottom of the barrel. He really is a thick-o, you'd think that he'd have realized that he'd be asked what the total funding package would be.

 

[two sheds]

Scrapped from the bottom of the barrel. He really is a thick-o, you'd think that he'd have realized that he'd be asked what the total funding package would be.

You're assuming that they know

 

[brogdale]

You're assuming that they know

Having said that they intend to raise corp tax for the largest, most profitable corporations, the right party of capital are determined to subsidise capital to compensate; this is just a small part of that & they probably don't overly care at the estimate.

 

[two sheds]

Having said that they intend to raise corp tax for the largest, most profitable corporations, the right party of capital are determined to subsidise capital to compensate; this is just a small part of that & they probably don't overly care at the estimate.

Yes I thought just after I posted it he could just have said "about £5 billiion" - nobody would have challenged him and they're always announcing large amounts that don't actually materialize.

 

[Jay Park]

You're assuming that they know

or that as representatives of the public that not knowing makes them look like incompetent clowns

 

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[Badgers]

School catch-up tsar resigns over lack of funding

England's school recovery commissioner Sir Kevan Collins quits, saying the funding "falls far short".

www.bbc.co.uk

The resignation statement from Sir Kevan, reported by The TES, said: "A half-hearted approach risks failing hundreds of thousands of pupils.

"The support announced by government so far does not come close to meeting the scale of the challenge and is why I have no option but to resign from my post."

 

[Chilli.s]

the school system fails hundreds of thousands of pupils every year anyway, that's why rich people pay for their kids education

 

[existentialist]

the school system fails hundreds of thousands of pupils every year anyway, that's why rich people pay for their kids education

Don't be too certain that the education paid for by the rich doesn't fail many, many pupils, too...

 

[ruffneck23]

Don't be too certain that the education paid for by the rich doesn't fail many, many pupils, too...

It did me, my step father sent me and my brother away , neither became fucking Tory wankers and arent thick, but.... there were a lot of thick twats there, some of them.no doubt became.politicians, I however tried to fuck the system, lost , ( possibly it's not over yet )and arranged and got myself out of there . Point being it doesn't matter , if you know and suck up to the right people, no matter how stupid you are you will be far higher up in the food chain than the rest , its corrupt and fucked up.