The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[Artaxerxes]

At the rate the hospitality industry at least is going, do we have a sweepstake on how many jobs there'll be to go around in six months' time? Hopefully Rishi will also finance positive thinking seminars and spiritual wellness fora at the soup kitchens. Oh look, several positions have opened up for al-fresco seating redeployment facilitators for the new flagship of the White Star line!

Even better.

 

[two sheds]

government ministers could become fucking care workers, although there's be a lot of in-care deaths due to neglect and incompetence shortly afterwards

 

[NoXion]

Given the devastation wrought by the virus on care homes, it seems likely there would be fewer, not more, positions available in that sector. What the fuck are those idiots thinking? Are they thinking?

 

[stdP]

What the fuck are those idiots thinking? Are they thinking?

If I'm being charitable, they're thinking they can literally kill two birds with one stone by offing a bunch of useless expensive OAPs sponging off the state along with a bunch of useless unemployable snowflakes who've been sponging off the state for the last six months and wouldn't even vote for them anyway.

But chances are they're just being idiotic, flailing cunts.

 

[Badgers]

Planning changes would drastically cut affordable homes, councils say | Planning policy | The Guardian

Building of cheaper housing could be almost halved in some areas of England, analysis suggests

amp.theguardian.com

 

[two sheds]

Even affordable houses can be a joke, in Truro 'affordable houses' can cost £250,000.

 

[Chilli.s]

They were always gonna scrap those "affordable" homes, not enough profit, drags the whole area down type crap, it's their way. It was just a matter of when and how. Never trust 'em.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Most of them rarely get built anyway because the devs promise to build them elsewhere.

Affordable is also bollocks as it’s maybe 30% less than full price and full price is far to much.

 

[Ground Elder]

Affordable is defined as 80‰ of market price.

 

[Badgers]

 

[NoXion]

In any sensible system of governance, frauds and shysters like G4S would only get to screw up one contract before being permanently struck off any future lists of bidders.

 

[Artaxerxes]

In any sensible system of governance, frauds and shysters like G4S would only get to screw up one contract before being permanently struck off any future lists of bidders.

It’s all about hiding behind unlawful discrimination laws and large companies being able to negotiate the contract minefield of “checks and balances” more efficiently.

Plus the lying and kickbacks

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[brogdale]

Never a truer...



She's as dense as Patel.

 

[2hats]

Turns out useless spanner is useless.

 

[Badgers]

Boris Johnson backs tax cuts for Bristol Port after owners give him £25k

The former London mayor has 'fired the starting gun' on setting-up 'free ports' in the UK after Brexit

www.bristolpost.co.uk

The owners of Bristol Port donated £25,000 to Boris Johnson’s leadership campaign only six weeks before he backed a tax-cutting incentive that could massively boost the port’s profits.

Mr Johnson on Friday endorsed a report calling for Singapore-style tax-free trade zones at ports across the country, with Bristol mentioned as one of those that could benefit should a post-Brexit pilot scheme prove successful.

 

[not-bono-ever]

truss scares me actually. she ticks all the boxes for being officially smart ( PPE/ OXford etc) but its the blank dead look in her eyes that suggests she not interested or listening or even cares about what she trots out.

eta - if you are reading this Liz, get out and do something worthwhile with your life.stop living the lie.

 

[existentialist]

Even better.

Isn't this basically how a "command economy", of the kind those backsliding commie bastards go in for, operates?

 

[quiet guy]

Turns out useless spanner is useless.

Ha he's going to give Grayling a run for his money as the politico knocked back from virtual shoe in positions.

 

[Sprocket.]

Turns out useless spanner is useless.

In my experience a useless spanner can be suspended from a rope and used as a makeshift plumb bob.

 

[teqniq]

The vermin have come out with an ad (if it can be called such) which kind of attempts to excuse their reluctance to bail out creative types on their bones because of Covid:



fairly peredicably people have come up with alternatives:

 

[gosub]

Fatima was a bit pissed off at the flat rate for the shoot, which had ended up on a royalty free image bank. This cyber malarkey was harder than she thought.

 

[MrSki]

Spaffing our money.

 

[quiet guy]

How much more money are these bastards going to be allowed to waste without any accountability?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Build. More. Houses. You. Cunts.

 

[teqniq]

As a result of their incompetence....

Local pub in Merseyside rebrands in response to new lockdown restrictions

The London Economic - “No matter what hits us, we’ll never lose our spirit and humour", one local said - News

www.thelondoneconomic.com

 

[Chilli.s]

Build. More. Houses. You. Cunts.

Absolutely this. Not difficult to see. Confiscate the land needed from the people who already have homes.

 

[brogdale]

Build. More. Houses. You. Cunts.

Social housing.

 

[kabbes]

The idea of using pension funds for housing deposits a fucking disaster area. It promotes the idea that your home will somehow take care of you when you’re old, which it won’t unless you sell it and then have nowhere to live. People need a home AND they need a pension. One is not a substitute for the other.

besides, the group that do have spare money their pension pot are the (a) older folk who are (b) already rich. Those rules are going to have to be constructed carefully if it’s not going to just be another way to encourage landlordism.

 

[Badgers]