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[two sheds]

Surely he's got a house or two salted away somewhere

Was MP for 8ish years at £80 grandish a year, and Wiki now says "On his release from prison in September 2021 Elphicke returned to the couple's marital home.[92]" Bet that's worth a bob or two.

 

[Ax^]

more than likely signed it over to the wife to avoid it getting taken

ex wife is another tory

 

[two sheds]

Supposedly separated now, although she's clearly let him back into the "marital home".

I like the intro to that Wiki article though: "Charles Brett Anthony Elphicke[2] (born 14 March 1971) is a British politician, former solicitor and convicted sex offender."

should really have read "British Conservative politician"

 

[hash tag]

Supposedly separated now, although she's clearly let him back into the "marital home".

I like the intro to that Wiki article though: "Charles Brett Anthony Elphicke[2] (born 14 March 1971) is a British politician, former solicitor and convicted sex offender."

should really have read "British Conservative politician"

It is open to be edited, I believe. How about using another 4 letter word.....tory

 

[Part 2]

I hope the dole snoopers have been round to the house to check they've got their food in separate cupboards and he's not being supported by her.

 

[hash tag]

Quelle surprise. I guess there could be many more revelations like this to come.

Labour calls for inquiry into Tory peer Michelle Mone over PPE contract

Mone repeatedly denied any association with firm it has since emerged she recommended to government

www.theguardian.com

 

[teqniq]

Say what???

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Utterly barking.


Nick Fletcher said "female replacements" in shows like Doctor Who were robbing boys of good role models.
The only characters they had to look up to were gangsters the Krays and Tommy Shelby from Peaky Blinders, he said.
"Is there any wonder we are seeing so many young men committing crime?,"

 

[two sheds]

No he's got a point. Just look at all the thousands of crimes that young women carried out when Dr Who and the rest came out, because of the lack of female role models.

 

[Calamity1971]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-59354059.ampsurely he's got a house or two salted away somewhere

I'm sure I read somewhere that he paid six months advance rent on a one bed rental in London? Someone commented that that money would have gone a long way towards his fine.
Edit, found it. He got 51k from marital home.

Sex assault ex-MP says he can't afford court costs - BBC News

Charlie Elphicke's offer to repay the £35,000 debt at £1 per month is rejected by the magistrates.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ax^]

why am i not surprised a tory is an incel

 

[Pickman's model]

why am i not surprised a tory is an incel

And I'm sure not the only one

 

[two sheds]

£1 a month

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Say what???

lol what an inbred fuckwit

 

[stavros]

No he's got a point. Just look at all the thousands of crimes that young women carried out when Dr Who and the rest came out, because of the lack of female role models.

Indeed. When young men had the realistic aspiration to travel through time in a phone box, or zap gigantic marshmallow humanoids, life really meant something.

 

[two sheds]

Indeed. When young men had the realistic aspiration to travel through time in a phone box, or zap gigantic marshmallow humanoids, life really meant something.

 

[Calamity1971]

Indeed. When young men had the realistic aspiration to travel through time in a phone box, or zap gigantic marshmallow humanoids, life really meant something.

I mean , a woman in charge of a sonic screwdriver! Lefty loosen righty tighty love.

 

[two sheds]

Can we nominate him for a 'Thickest Tory of the Year' thread?

 

[Pickman's model]

Can we nominate him for a 'Thickest Tory of the Year' thread?

Yes. But there's a very crowded field this year

 

[quiet guy]

Think he's been sniffing the drain cleaning fluid cause that it pure batshittery, looniverse stuff.

 

[two sheds]

It is something special isn't it

 

[agricola]

Utterly barking.


Nick Fletcher said "female replacements" in shows like Doctor Who were robbing boys of good role models.
The only characters they had to look up to were gangsters the Krays and Tommy Shelby from Peaky Blinders, he said.
"Is there any wonder we are seeing so many young men committing crime?,"

Surely this would have resulted in an increase in sales of tweeds, sharp suits, real ales and so on amongst the youth?

 

[Chilli.s]

Dirty Harriet

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Utterly barking.

i'd say that was getting close to upminster...

 

[two sheds]

i'd say that was getting close to upminster...

 

[gosub]

tbf It was the International Men's Day Debate, which for reasons far too complicated for most people to understand, doesn't take place on International Man's Day

 

[Badgers]

 

[Dogsauce]

Raab was claiming this morning that the UK has the best vaccine roll-out in Western Europe. I suppose it depends on what precisely you're measuring. However, this website, which I have no reason to disbelieve, says that we have a lower proportion of our population fully vaccinated than Spain, Italy and France.

Portugal is miles ahead of the U.K., despite starting later with the bulk of their program. Raab is full of shit.

(unless by ‘us’ he’s talking about Gibraltar, which has somehow vaccinated 118% of it‘s population…!)

 

[brogdale]

He's my constituency's stupid, vacuous vermin MP posing and grinning inanely for a self-publicity/selfie waiting to go in to Johnson's desperate 'party' for new intake MPs to convince them that he's not gone mad. Seen with friend of the fash, Davison from Bishop Auckland.

 

[kabbes]

(unless by ‘us’ he’s talking about Gibraltar, which has somehow vaccinated 118% of it‘s population…!)

You would hope that in the end, there are more vaccinations than people, because people need more than one vaccination.