The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

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Terrible penmanship.

 

[Chilli.s]

Terrible penmanship.

looks like writing of a drunk couldn't care less person, so only to be expected

 

[Orang Utan]

"And what are you having, they do a lovely BLT here,"

Tulip Siddiq ain’t a Tory though?

 

[not-bono-ever]

More gallows operatives needed. Learn on the job. No experience needed apart from enthusiasm and a bad attitude. Must openly disrespect your betters. Performance Bonus , ropes and adapted pickup supplied. Flexible hours. Meals supplied at the new peoples canteen

 

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Spot the mask...

 

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#Shitehall cunts

 

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The Conservatives are making the British transport system more absurd than ever

Cheap flights and expensive trains are incentivising people not to go green.

www.newstatesman.com

Travelling to Cop26 from London you’ll have two viable choices,” Labour’s shadow transport secretary Jim McMahon tweeted this week. Taking the train from London to Glasgow, he noted, would set you back a cool £135 for a single. A plane, by contrast, would cost just £25. Given that the purpose of the UN’s climate change conference is to find ways of reducing our carbon footprint, and given that internal flights in a country as small as the UK are a brilliant way of pointlessly ramping your carbon consumption up, this feels like a bad joke – one that ends with millions of climate refugees because a large chunk of the planet is suddenly under water.


I’ve been trying to replicate McMahon’s results to check he’s not telling porkies, and it’s not gone well. Firstly, trains from London to Glasgow for the next couple of days are now entirely sold out, thus rendering the price of a ticket on one functionally infinite. Secondly, rail fares change, frequently and bafflingly, because the network uses them to manage demand: we can’t simply substitute next weekend and assume the same prices would have been available this one, if only we’d got in early enough. (Tickets then are still available, generally priced from between £60 and £90.)

 

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Disgraced MP back in Conservative Party on Monday - BBC News

Rob Roberts, who was suspended for sexually harassing a staff member, will be readmitted in days.

www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org

An MP who sexually harassed a member of his staff will have his Conservative Party membership reinstated on Monday.

Rob Roberts, the MP for Delyn, began a 12-week suspension from the party on 9 August, and was also suspended from Parliament for six weeks in May.

But come Monday, he will become a member of the party again.

 

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‘Levelling Up’ Fund Gives £1.25 Billion to Areas that Have Lost £25.5 Billion

Despite favourable newspaper headlines, Rishi Sunak’s spending commitments are still overwhelmed by the legacy of austerity reports Sam Bright

bylinetimes.com

 

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Disgraced MP back in Conservative Party on Monday - BBC News

Rob Roberts, who was suspended for sexually harassing a staff member, will be readmitted in days.

www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org

Ah, so he's paid his debt to society, then.

 

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Ah, so he's paid his debt to society, then.

There is no society under the #ToryScum

 

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[Artaxerxes]

Does the average motorist have a lot of access to private land

 

[teqniq]

A fair few people are making similar observations in the replies.

 

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Prophecy

What will the world look like in 2050?

2050 is the target set for the world to reach net zero emissions. So what would life look like if we make it? And what if we get it wrong?

www.bigissue.com

 

[Dogsauce]

The shitcunts are obviously rattled by this sewage thing as they’re paying for facebook ads to ‘put the record straight’.

 

[existentialist]

The shitcunts are obviously rattled by this sewage thing as they’re paying for facebook ads to ‘put the record straight’.

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Because it's ALL ABOUT the news management. Flim flam, but no actual policy. As ever.

 

[Dogsauce]

Because it's ALL ABOUT the news management. Flim flam, but no actual policy. As ever.

Nah, they have a ‘proper plan’. They always have a ‘proper plan’. Usually it involves enriching their mates.

 

[stavros]

John Gummer on Any Questions? repeatedly refereed to China as "she".

 

[not-bono-ever]

Yeh but profit and shareholders

 

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MPs told to wear face masks in Commons after 'major' Covid outbreak in Parliament

Events, banquets and tours for visitors will be cancelled for two weeks in bid to curb cases

inews.co.uk

 

[Artaxerxes]

MPs told to wear face masks in Commons after 'major' Covid outbreak in Parliament

Events, banquets and tours for visitors will be cancelled for two weeks in bid to curb cases

inews.co.uk

Perhaps to convivial

 

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No 10 set to break promise of 6,000 more GPs in England, Sajid Javid says

Health secretary admits target unlikely to be met owing to numbers of doctors retiring early

www.theguardian.com

 

[gosub]

Getting into a bunfight over whether to suspend the Minister of the Environment for corruption during COP26 has got to be up there

 

[stavros]

I couldn't find the Owen Patterson story on any other threads, so it's worth stating here that he's resigned as an MP. It rather renders the tours various Tories did of the TV and radio studios over the last two days, pleading his case, a bit pointless.

 

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I couldn't find the Owen Patterson story on any other threads, so it's worth stating here that he's resigned as an MP. It rather renders the tours various Tories did of the TV and radio studios over the last two days, pleading his case, a bit pointless.

The establishment sleaze thread: #671

And the thread that anticipated a by-election for his seat: North Shropshire by-election