Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
Should've lit a fire at the bottom. That'll learn him.
The 'Naked Rambler' jailed for 22 months, following arrest within 60 seconds of his release!
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Should've lit a fire at the bottom. That'll learn him.
Spymaster
Plastic Paddy
I just looked that up. There's actually a word for it now!
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
I've learned quite a few new words on this thread.
8ball
#notallwomenz
He's obviously going to keep doing this. I do wonder whether there is any real benefit to society or public finances by keeping him in jail for most of the rest of his life.
Maurice Picarda
Actually, might as well flounce.
Couldn't he be exiled to California? He would be fine in Venice or some such place.
8ball
#notallwomenz
I don't think that works unless they want him there. Could swap him for the Unabomber, I s'pose.
Maurice Picarda
Actually, might as well flounce.
Yes, I was imagining a black bag operation where he's bundled into a van, sedated, whisked to a military airfield and dropped off on the beach by frogmen.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
if it becomes clear that a man will simply not wear his clothes despite all pressure brought to bear on him both legal or social then surely its time to just allow him. He's not stroking an engorged member next to a playground. He just wants to be naked- IN SCOTLAND. Let the elements deal with him, for legal procedures just seem too much. Ball Riot
elbows
Well-Known Member
He has been back in england since october 2012.
I suppose we / he should be thankful that plod aren't restraining him and force-dressing him. Dunno... They force-feed people, why not force-dress someone?
It's all a bit weird tbh. He's harming no one, but he can't expect to walk around swinging his bellend and clackers without upsetting some hard-working families.
I feel sorry for him, but then he's just being a dick.
It's all a bit weird tbh. He's harming no one, but he can't expect to walk around swinging his bellend and clackers without upsetting some hard-working families.
I feel sorry for him, but then he's just being a dick.
8ball
#notallwomenz
Thing is, the State will never back down without overwhelming force from the other side. What he needs is a nuke.
Casually Red
tomorrow belongs to me
Thing is, the State will never back down without overwhelming force from the other side. What he needs is a nuke.
no, just a pair of keks and a boot in the hole
Is this eejit still at it ?
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
What he needs is to adopt an IRA style strategy of disrupting major financial centres, only he'll have to do it using only his unclothed body which while annoying does not have the clout of plastic explosives.
Presumably he can't strut around starkers in jail? Would kind of defeat the object of his principled stand.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
read the thread bruv, they keep him on the beast wing cos he refuses to wear even his prison issue clothing. He is hardcore
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
That is more or less what he was doing when I first heard of the guy, years back - Pitching-up naked at demos in London's financial district and sometimes demoing naked on his own IIRC the very first time I noticed him, he was chained up a lamp post, naked. The Police made a big thing of covering his bits before cutting the chain and hauling him down!
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
That's just what he did when he was in Perth Prison and the reason he served his entire sentence there - no early release.
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8ball
#notallwomenz
How did that work?
"What do I want? NO CLOTHES? When do I want them? Oh, I'm not wearing any..."
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
I think it was more of holding a "feeedom to go naked" placard and speeching once he stripped-off. Back then, he would arrive clothed and unobtrusive, then quickly strip and climb-up somewhere prominent to get his message out.
Casually Red
tomorrow belongs to me
not a bollock not an ounce
There must be rules he'd be breaking, presumably earning punishment?
Maybe they'd handcuff him and put a sock on his wanger before an appearance before the Governor
Casually Red
tomorrow belongs to me
there are much better and sounder principles to be going to jail for . This is completely irrational extreme individualism, utterly selfish .
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
I think that was why he was denied the usual early release for non-violent prisoners in Scotland and they just left it at that. The management at Perth seemed unwilling to get into a battle of wills with him - The result could only be an incessant round of extra punishment sentencing that would only prolong/complicate matters. They just wanted shot of him.
I would not want to be that sock-wielding officer!
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
this geezers meat and veg must be some really unholy terror of a sight to justify all these nickings.
He must have the worlds most offensive penis. The only other reason would be that hard and inflexible (stop it) authorities just can't handle the balls
He must have the worlds most offensive penis. The only other reason would be that hard and inflexible (stop it) authorities just can't handle the balls
skyscraper101
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I'm surprise it hasn't shrivelled up beyond all recognition the cold he must have endured.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
his wizened stones are clearly made of sterner stuff than us mere mortals. I salute you naked rambler.
We seem to be a society devoid of humour. my guess is that many of those responsible for punishing this man for his 'crimes' are small minded repressed and nasty god botherers who see their role as being one of protecting the public from the sin of observing the naked human form - at the same time as spending hours wanking over the naked human forms that they invite onto their laptops.
Personally i would lack the courage to be seen naked in public, so i sneakily admire this man's hilarious and strange stance against authority.
Maybe someone should suggest a compromise, ie, that he gets his lower body covered in fashionable tattoos (which seems to have the effect of creating the illusion of someone fully clothed even if they are not) as a way of avoiding endless and ridiculous prison sentences.
Personally i would lack the courage to be seen naked in public, so i sneakily admire this man's hilarious and strange stance against authority.
Maybe someone should suggest a compromise, ie, that he gets his lower body covered in fashionable tattoos (which seems to have the effect of creating the illusion of someone fully clothed even if they are not) as a way of avoiding endless and ridiculous prison sentences.
joustmaster
offcumdun
would any one on here call he police and complain if they saw him walking down the road, booted and backpacked?
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