The election drinking game

[PR1Berske]

You're going to get good and drunk then!

You can, of course, fashion a bingo card from a selection of your choice.

 

[Miss-Shelf]

You can, of course, fashion a bingo card from a selection of your choice.

I think I will

 

[Dogsauce]

*Too close to call
*Exactly the kind of seat Labour should be winning
*Exactly the kind of seat the Conservatives should not be losing
*That's a setback for Jeremy Corbyn
*That's a setback for Boris Johnson

*Bellwether constituencies
*Unexpected swing
*I don't usually trust the polls
*The only polls I listen to are on results day
*Well, Huw, I remember the exit poll on 1992....

*Leave means leave
*Oven ready
*Get Brexit Done
*Will of the People
*Establishment stitch up

*{{Microphone of returning officer breaks down}}
*{{Live feed from declaration of votes breaks down}}
*{{Returning officer drowned out by crowd}}
*{{Novelty candidate upstages someone}}
*{{Someone streaks}}

*Owen Jones has a Twitter meltdown
*Nigel Farage has an onscreen meltdown
*Yasmin Alibhai-Brown has a meltdown
*Katy Hopkins types something regretful
*Dan Hodges types something regretful.

you forgot ‘Portillo moment’

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

To be honest if I started adding drinks for soundbytes to the amount I normally drink on a night off I might die. So I’m out.

What should I get in though? I think either Kraken or Dark Matter. I’ve not had Dark Matter in a long long while.

Please god not this

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What the fucking fuck. Grace Blakeley come back all is forgiven

 

[Poot]

 

[Yossarian]

One bottle of Mezcal the first time I hear somebody say "Good evening and welcome to our coverage of the 2019 election," or words along those lines, followed by a shot every time the words "Conservative" and "landslide" are used in the same sentence.

Opted for wine instead.