The Dominic Cummings file

[Mogden]

That was a hard swallow when asked if he should be out of Downing Street!!

 

[Calamity1971]

Good question Caitlin.

 

[equationgirl]

It would be great if one of the journals asked why he was thirty minutes late to his own press conference.

 

[FiFi]

'I make bad decisions every day' says the powerful Spad.

'Yes, we know" replies the rest of the country

 

[Steel Icarus]

The "no reasonable people" fallacy. This man's thick as fuck

 

[DexterTCN]

"What's your message to the voters who want you out?"

Falls on his fucking face, stutters, hums, haws.

 

[harpo]

Don't believe what you read in the media, says the powerful spin doctor.

 

[Calamity1971]

Practice drive. Get outta that prick

 

[The39thStep]

If there was a jury theyd be back in with decision already

 

[8ball]

'Yes, we know" replies the rest of the country

Oh come on, how often do we get some honesty from this level of Government?

 

[clicker]

Sub-consciously he is patting himself on the back because nobody else is going to.

Eta or he's been stung.

 

[DexterTCN]

Wait...is he now saying he had corona?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

It would be great if one of the journals asked why he was thirty minutes late to his own press conference.

And if he still didn’t care that it’s not a good look...

 

[sheothebudworths]

More of a pause on the question of the impact on Tory voters than anything else, wanker.

 

[cyril_smear]

Sky strapline. "Cummings said he did drive to Barnard Castle but only to check if he could drive to London.."

Damn sure they wanted to put LOL at the end.

no, he was never at Barnard Castle; pay attention.

 

[NoXion]

I've had enough. How long are they going to drag this shit out?

 

[hegley]

He's not even going to Patel it out and say "I'm sorry people feel that way"

 

[Steel Icarus]

Wait...is he now saying he had corona?

Yes. But he didn't have it. But he did

 

[Roadkill]

 

[kenny g]

If there was a jury theyd be back in with decision already

His brief would be asking for a break or he would be "taking a dive".

 

[agricola]

If there was a jury theyd be back in with decision already

we find the defendant guilty of the crimes charged, and also these other things he admitted to as part of his not guilty plea

 

[FiFi]

Oh come on, how often do we get some honesty from this level of Government?

I know. I'm just trying to enjoy myself!

 

[Mogden]

So his kid did the whole journey north without needing a stop for a pee and yet half an hour down the road he needs a tinkle??

 

[8ball]

The "no reasonable people" fallacy. This man's thick as fuck

Is this different to the "no true Scotsman/Christian/communist" thing?

 

[cyril_smear]

what the fuck is this waffle?

and who the fuck is the waffler? What's the point of this!!??

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[elbows]

He wasnt sightseeing in Barnard Castle because he couldnt see at the time.

 

[8ball]

and who the fuck is the waffler? What's the point of this!!??

A big part of the right-wing establishment has spotted an opportunity to get rid of a liability.

 

[sheothebudworths]

South? East? - fuck knows.

He's gonna go home (or not!) for a BIG CRY after this, isn't he?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Is this different to the "no true Scotsman/Christian/communist" thing?

Same thing