The Dominic Cummings file

[editor]

Who's this guy? He's useless.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Easter Sunday 12th April...it's his wife's birthday...he hasn't mentioned that...but remembers testing his eyes with a drive there.

 

[equationgirl]

My 17 year old niece said she'd help with childcare 260 miles away so I didn't ask any friends nearby.

 

[5t3IIa]

I CAN'T REMEMBER.

Last time I drove 270 miles (DURING LOCKDOWN*) i stopped for a piss and every single services Every single one

* mother rush to hospital. I considered it reasonable.

 

[frogwoman]

He's been caught in thousands of lies and cant get out of it.

 

[not-bono-ever]

landies have about 18 gallon tank. if it was brim full and he managened to break 30 mpg ( hmmm ) , he could maybe get to scratchwood services on the return leg with a wind behind him before it died. thats about the very very best scenario and not very likely at all.

 

[elbows]

what was the honking noise when the interview started? It was throwing him off kilter.

The goose of truth will not be silenced.

 

[kenny g]

"would have led to more confusion" "That often happens around here." Sure it does.

 

[Sprocket.]

Sadly he went to Barnard Castle instead of Ferryhill.

 

[equationgirl]

You're all confused.

 

[clicker]

It wasn't complicated Dominic ...we all know it wasn't complicated ,stop saying it , this is embarrassing now ...we won't say ok now... we want you to f*** right off pronto.

 

[Mogden]

He's behaving (right now) exactly as though he does.

If he does, and in a high pressure situation like this it's bloody difficult to tell so I wouldn't like to call it, it's a reason not an excuse. He's had plenty to time to work out when he went, came back, stopped, bought things, taken his kid for a tinkle and he's done none of that. If I was going in for a disciplinary meeting I'd be damn sure to have everything in order.

And that's no slight at you Mation, it's just he is being a cunt.

 

[DexterTCN]

I was feeling weird, dizzy, my eyesight was funny.

"Right you two, in the car, I need to check something with a half hour drive"

 

[NoXion]

If you mean any of this, then fucking apologise already!

 

[Roadkill]

He's been caught in thousands of lies and cant get out of it.

The whole statement is a lie of sorts:



He's struggling with the questions though. Tbf he's not someone who is comfortable in front of a camera - power behind the throne is his preferred position - but he's also lying his arse off.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Errrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm.... no, lol.

 

[equationgirl]

The situation was complicated and I tried to minimise the risks to everyone. Except my parents and wider family and Barnard Castle residents and petrol station employees...

 

[phillm]

Wait till Starmer gets to work on the transcript. Blood will flow in rivers of guilt.

 

[8ball]

I'm wondering whether Boris and Cummings have basically decided to base the whole thing loosely on the plot of Skyfall.

 

[agricola]

The situation was complicated and I tried to minimise the risks to everyone. Except my parents and wider family and Barnard Castle residents and petrol station employees...

... and NHS employees, and taxi drivers

 

[Smangus]

Who's this guy? He's useless.

Dominic Cummings , he's a top adviser to Boris.

 

[8ball]

... and NHS employees, and taxi drivers

And geese.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

"to get more investment in the NHS" Get, from whom?

 

[JimW]

Like that time my hands were shaking so I tested if I could steady them by juggling knives.

 

[agricola]

I'm wondering whether Boris and Cummings have basically decided to base the whole thing loosely on the plot of Skyfall.

wouldn't M have had to also been Raoul Silva and drop the helicopter onto her own head for that to be a parallel with this?

 

[Combustible]

Who's this guy? He's useless.

His name's Dominic Cummings, surprised you've not heard of hiim before.

 

[sheothebudworths]

'to get more investment for the NHS' - cunt.

 

[NoXion]

You've made mistakes, eh? Then fucking pay for them!

 

[two sheds]

Wait till Starmer gets to work on the transcript. Blood will flow in rivers of guilt.

Yes he's forensic that man, forensic.

 

[equationgirl]

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