The Dominic Cummings file

[chilango]

I wonder how many millions have thought "fuck this" and are on the phone as we speak arranging to meet lived ones?

 

[The39thStep]

Starmers finished he's about as forensic as a paper bag compared to some of these

 

[Roadkill]

He's lying about the petrol.

A convenient bout of amnesia at that point...

 

[cupid_stunt]

This is the best telly for months

It's a reward from the government for lockdown.

 

[5t3IIa]

Someone please ask him how he refueled the car!!

This would be best. You’ve told us you pissed in the woods in County Durham - then when? Did you refuel? Did you need a snack? Did the child need a snack? Did you go to the supermarket for snacks before you left? Did you piss in a glass or plastic bottle on the hard shoulder? Which motorway?

 

[sheothebudworths]

I CAN'T REMEMBER.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

?????

One of the reporters said it.

 

[Epona]

He keeps looking up and to the right

 

[clicker]

95% chance I stopped for petrol . Check your credit card?

 

[Calamity1971]

Isn’t it over forty miles From Durham to Barnard Castle?

Sorry, 42 from my house , so about 40 from the house he was at .

 

[kenny g]

Kind of point where jurors start tittering.

 

[harpo]

If his London house was under such a dangerous siege, why did he take his wife and child back there?

 

[The39thStep]

OK.

My sister lives there , shs been texting me complaining about people getting the name wrong.

 

[two sheds]

How can you not be sure if you stopped off for petrol or not?

He'd have the credit card receipt, he'd hardly pay by cash if he'd had the virus.

 

[frogwoman]

I have a really horrible, increasing suspicion that this man has ADHD

No he doesn't, he's just lying scum mate. xx

 

[tim]

He doesn't really appear to be a strategic mastermind, does he?

In comparison with Johnson, he does

 

[8ball]

He literally cannot bring himself to apologies or express regret about anything; not the smallest thing

He's not the type of person who can pretend to be sorry when he isn't. We expect better acting skills from our politicians, which he isn't.

 

[Plumdaff]

The idea that a cross country drive on deserted motorways in lockdown would be pretty memorable, you'd know if you stopped.

I do believe he's got no mates though.

 

[agricola]

He keeps looking up and to the right

someone in the FCO has a sign out saying "tell us more about the pissing"

 

[cyril_smear]

who is this cunt on the tele? wtf

 

[ElizabethofYork]

I was at Pizza Express.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I wonder how many millions have thought "fuck this" and are on the phone as we speak arranging to meet lived ones?

We have arranged a BBQ for two days after Frau Bahn’s mum’s birthday.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

what the fuck is this waffle?

 

[Mation]

No he doesn't, he's just lying scum mate. xx

He's behaving (right now) exactly as though he does.

 

[agricola]

there has been a warm stream of media stories over the past few weeks

more piss analogies

 

[DexterTCN]

Was he doing what any good father would do when he put his wife and child in the car and drove 30 miles to check he could see properly?

 

[NoXion]

Dickhead is playing the fucking victim, the absolute fucking cunt!

 

[The39thStep]

This performance is the greatest gift Grant Shapps has ever or will ever recieve. Noone is ever going to remember his performances after this.

Grant Shapps reminds me of Dominic West's Doctor character in Brassic

 

[cyril_smear]

I don't trust them any more than I ever have, but I can certainly acknowledge some of the good writing they've done - particularly the FT.

not like you to support a tory tabloid

 

[cupid_stunt]

This is turning out so much better than I thought it would.