The Dominic Cummings file

[editor]

"Let's whizz on down the road"

 

[tommers]

This is excruciating & hilarious at the same time

 

[NoXion]

If your vision was at all wonky, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DRIVE?!

 

[Big Bertha]

I think he did a reasonable job.

 

[frogwoman]

No blindfold?

Lol his eyesight is bad, he can test it with the blindfold and without.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

It was all my wife's idea!

 

[Looby]

Claims security reasons for not mentioning they’d been to Durham. Bullshit.

 

[editor]

Anna Mikhailova, of the Telegraph amazingly enough

My whole perception of the traditional right wing press has been upended during this crisis.

 

[Chilli.s]

He's obviously used to people saying yes to him all the time, so he thinks he's right all the time. It's a poor look.

No one thinks that London doesn't have any emergency childcare. Especially for someone in his situation.

 

[equationgirl]

I was just testing my eyesight, honest, officer.

 

[elbows]

Oooh yes the Barnard Castle trip. I was just testing my eyesight. Ha ha ha!

I nearly died when that excuse emerged. I laughed so loud I was surprised nothing fell off the walls.

I agree with him about one thing, his vision is a bit weird.

 

[FiFi]

One thing he's not mentioned is fuel. He could get from London to Durham easily, but in that tanking great 4x4 of his I'd be surprised if he could get back again, along with a trip to Barnard Castle. So where did he stop?

Not too mention the number of stops a 4year old needs!

 

[phillm]

Looks like he and Boris built a giant boring machine yesterday.

 

[Roadkill]

He explicitly said he did not stop.

He said he didn't stop on the way to Durham, but in all of the movements he carefully sets out thereafter none of them includes filling the car up, and yet it surely must have needed it at some point...

edit - ah, he's 'pretty sure' he filled up on the way back

 

[editor]

I think he did a reasonable job.

Fuck off for a week, trollboy.

 

[kenny g]

I have considerable experience of watching people lie. He is lying.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Best quote ever "You wrote one too. You're not a writer". Brilliant!

 

[elbows]

I also agree with Cummings that unpleasant things go on around his house.

 

[pogofish]

I'm not going to drive all the way to London, I'll test my eyes for 30miles instead. He's fucked

Isn’t it over forty miles From Durham to Barnard Castle?

 

[Badgers]

THIS IS GOING WELL

 

[Steel Icarus]

My whole perception of the traditional right wing press has been upended during this crisis.

Don't mistake blue on blue fighting for being on our side

 

[Spymaster]

This is the best telly for months

 

[LDC]

"Had a few pints, was just testing out if I could drive OK before I headed all the way back home."

 

[not a trot]

So cunts really can talk.

 

[tommers]

I think he did a reasonable job.

He's basically confirmed everything that people accused him of and refused to apologise.

 

[FiFi]

Anna Mikhailova, of the Telegraph amazingly enough

No wonder he looked pissed off, he must have thought they were onside!

 

[equationgirl]

Didn't seek medical advice before going to Durham. Genius.

 

[two sheds]

Best quote ever "You wrote one too. You're not a writer". Brilliant!

?????

 

[8115]

This is just all getting a bit bizarre now.

 

[Mogden]

Someone please ask him how he refueled the car!!