The Dominic Cummings file

[Steel Icarus]

Obviously hasn't learned Zoom or Teams like millions of other people

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I think he’s doing quite well.

For a minute there I thought you meant Dominic Cummings. I was just about to go "Looby!?!"

 

[Epona]

Also he looked up and to the right, which is typically thought to indicate lying

 

[editor]

'Dominic Cummings Was Lurking Here': Joke blue plaque pokes fun at alleged visit | ITV News

A signed has appeared in Barnard Castle poking fun at Dominic Cummings' alleged visit to the town during the lockdown period. | ITV National News

www.itv.com

 

[eatmorecheese]

He's tired now bless him, dropping his 't's all over the shop.

Brutal comedown

 

[DaveCinzano]

This journo is a bit of a bellend. Who is he?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

Were the public stupid for following the rules rather than looking for loopholes like you did?

 

[NoXion]

Nice question about loopholes!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oooh yes the Barnard Castle trip. I was just testing my eyesight. Ha ha ha!

 

[5t3IIa]

It’s a schoolboy error to let someone talk so much

 

[DaveCinzano]

Revealed in the next episode: his family GP is Leo Spaceman

There we go....

“Following expert medical advice...”

 

[Roadkill]

One thing he's not mentioned is fuel. He could get from London to Durham easily, but in that tanking great 4x4 of his I'd be surprised if he could get back again, along with a trip to Barnard Castle. So where did he stop?

 

[editor]

Who's this woman? She's going in strong!

 

[NoXion]

It doesn't matter if you've cleared by doctors, you don't fucking travel! Cunt!

 

[Mogden]

If nothing else take his fucking driving licence.

 

[5t3IIa]

There we go....

“Following expert medical advice...”

Who? Who is this expert?

 

[LDC]

The driving to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight is fan-fucking-tastic. His wife's suggestion now. Doesn't even make sense.

 

[sheothebudworths]

He was PRACTISING, dur!

 

[Spymaster]

He's really punting the 'test-drive' to Barnard Castle line.

 

[Calamity1971]

I'm not going to drive all the way to London, I'll test my eyes for 30miles instead. He's fucked

 

[planetgeli]

He didn't think about that. Fucking funny.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Who? Who is this expert?

 

[Epona]

Arrogant fucker

 

[8ball]

I think he’s doing quite well.

He was just trying to needle an emotional reaction from him.
A lot of this other stuff is just "please can you apologise for rich people having more options than poor people".

Will probably work, depends who else is still behind him, I reckon.

There will be a resignation in the next couple of days imo.

 

[Treacle Toes]

One thing he's not mentioned is fuel. He could get from London to Durham easily, but in that tanking great 4x4 of his I'd be surprised if he could get back again, along with a trip to Barnard Castle. So where did he stop?

He explicitly said he did not stop.

 

[Mogden]

OMG he's like a teenager getting caught borrowing his mum's car and trying to cover it up.

 

[cyril_smear]

I like Gary.

I'm so so.

 

[agricola]

Who's this woman? She's going in strong!

Anna Mikhailova, of the Telegraph amazingly enough

 

[Smangus]

This is like watchjng an 8 year old being told off by a series of headteachers.

 

[The39thStep]

Anna's on the case about Barnard Castle