The Dominic Cummings file

[equationgirl]

Trust my judgement, my arse.

 

[scifisam]

Er, if he's saying he drove while ill and unable to see, isn't that him confessing to a crime?

 

[8ball]

You know when people lie and they give loads of unnecessary detail?

Good point, but a lot of people are watching and this will be gone over in huge detail.

 

[Roadkill]

Yup. As he says, 'a tick-box exercise to accept and then explain (away) all adverse evidence .'

 

[Plumdaff]

Your wife and kid getting ill are not extreme circumstances. It's utter bullshit.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Must have roped Jeffrey Archer in to write this horse shit.

Please don't let him read out the sex scenes

 

[equationgirl]

He's a lying sack of shit.

 

[agricola]

i told the PM but neither of us remember it

 

[planetgeli]

"Neither of us remember the conversation in any detail."

CUNT.

 

[N_igma]

This is excruciating to watch. What a cunt.

 

[agricola]

Yup.

by Lionel Hutz

 

[wayward bob]

shifty fucking cunt

 

[8ball]

This is a proper Prince Andrew moment.

I think so. It will all the 'soft stuff' that determines the outcome, and it's all going v badly.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Yup.

Either that or everything that he has ever previously written was ghosted by a Monster-chugging Guido fanboi

 

[Looby]

Conveniently neither he or Boris remember the conversation.

 

[Part-timah]

You know when people lie and they give loads of unnecessary detail?

Yep. He’s bunged in a strawman or 2 to boot.

 

[cyril_smear]

so it IS all true.

 

[equationgirl]

I told the prime minister what I'd done but neither of us can remember the conversation.

 

[Roadkill]

Conveniently neither he or Boris remember the conversation.

Funny that.

 

[DexterTCN]

"I explained all of this to the PM"

He's gone too far there.

 

[LDC]

I think he actually looks slightly rattled.

 

[Epona]

Arrogant fucker

 

[agricola]

so it IS all true.

all of it, especially the bits that make him look more guilty than before

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fuck it, I was going to wait until after all this, but I'm breaking out the chocolate digestives now

 

[cyril_smear]

what a fucking moron!!! Like this is going to make it all OK.

 

[wayward bob]

can't believe he's brazening this out. utter utter cunt.

 

[jakethesnake]

no regerts

 

[cupid_stunt]

Conveniently neither he or Boris remember the conversation.

They can't remember the conversation, but it's in his statement.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Hasn't even got the stones to say sorry.

 

[editor]

His bezza mate Laura has gone in with all the power of a wet flannel in the Q&A.