The Dominic Cummings file

[Epona]

So his eyesight was affected so he decided to test it by going for a short drive...

 

[Ted Striker]

Sat by the river

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

He expects us to believe that???

 

[Calamity1971]

My eyesight was a bit shit so I got in the car and drove

 

[hegley]

I think he's utterly contemptible, but I get the sense that this is mostly true.

In which case he's really not as bright as he thinks he is. He's coming across as really fucking dense.

 

[Plumdaff]

"I couldn't see so I went for a drive"

 

[Sprocket.]

I think Driving away from home by It’s Immaterial playing in the background would be appropriate.

 

[maomao]

He went to wotsit Castle as a practise drive for going back to London. Ffs. What a load of bollocks.

 

[LDC]

Trip to the castle was true then, but going to get lost in the details as he said it was 15 days after first having symptoms.

 

[agricola]

"Your honour, I didn't murder him. I wanted to sharpen my knife so I used his sternum, screaming at the knife to make it sharper. Also I murdered him and six other random people"

 

[DexterTCN]

'he was in the back seat of the car'

 

[DaveCinzano]

THERE'S A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION FOR ALL THIS

 

[Johnny Doe]

Son threw up in the middle of the night, ambulance to the hospital...

he's out in the morning...because that happens.

Surely that something there's records of, or not? He can't be that stupid

 

[editor]

Son threw up in the middle of the night, ambulance to the hospital...

he's out in the morning...because that happens.

Hopefully we'll get some feedback from the emergency services.

"Walking in the woods owned by my father." You cunt.

 

[flypanam]

Must have roped Jeffrey Archer in to write this horse shit.

 

[Sue]

Fucking hell.

 

[Looby]

You know when people lie and they give loads of unnecessary detail?

 

[editor]

This second woods story is utter fucking bullshit.

 

[8ball]

So his eyesight was affected so he decided to test it by going for a short drive...

That's why I think this is all true (or at least every point where anyone could have any external evidence is true).

You wouldn't make this up to exonerate yourself.

 

[Johnny Doe]

His kid needed the loo on a short trip, but not on a 4 hour motorway drive?

 

[DaveCinzano]

“...And I feel sure that that will have cleared up any misunderstandings...”

 

[agricola]

the first question: "are you still delirious"

 

[equationgirl]

Christ this is just one set of lies after another.

 

[Lord Camomile]

There's that "here's a very specific date that's been suggested that I can prove to be false".

 

[Buckaroo]

Yeah, sounds fair enough. Case closed.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Do you have a problem with your eyes? Best way to check them is to drive for 30 minutes, just to be sure.

 

[Ted Striker]

He is above the law! Jesus

 

[LDC]

FFS, the rules allowed me to exercise my judgement.

 

[clicker]

Here we go...took him a while. Basically f the lot of you. I was in the right.

 

[cupid_stunt]

His kid needed the loo on a short trip, but not on a 4 hour motorway drive?

This is a proper Prince Andrew moment.