The Dominic Cummings file

[Plumdaff]

So he broke all the guidelines then. Confirmed by his own words.

 

[Roadkill]

He's just said he didn't stop. On a 264-mile drive with a four-year-old child in the car? Yeah right.

 

[Epona]

So basically he's been to work, been home to see his wife who was ill, been back to work, been back home and fuck knows where in between when he thought it likely that he had coronavirus.

He can't fucking stay put can he?

 

[Part-timah]

Wearing a white shirt too the cunt

 

[equationgirl]

Arguably this was a mistake. Yes, yes it was.

 

[Roadkill]

Ah, here's the dead cat...

 

[Steel Icarus]

Didn't stop on the way to Durham. I call huge bullshit

 

[Epona]

Oh and he tried to get a taxi and infect a taxi driver too

 

[agricola]

this is incredible

two breaches of the lockdown conditions now

make that three

 

[DaveCinzano]

SHOW US HOW MANY PAGES YOU HAVE

Even better, show us all the previous drafts with all the not-quite-perfectly parsed crossed out words

 

[Looby]

5 miles, 2 miles, 3 miles, 4 miles.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Ah, here's the kid card

 

[cyril_smear]

Wearing a white shirt too the cunt

its better than the ragged t-shirt he had on yesterday

 

[phillm]

 

[Lord Camomile]

Didn't stop on the way to Durham. I call huge bullshit

Don't make him get the Tizer out.

 

[Calamity1971]

Houghall woods is over 2 miles from that gaff!

 

[DexterTCN]

Son threw up in the middle of the night, ambulance to the hospital...

he's out in the morning...because that happens.

 

[editor]

Fuck is he a hateful wretch.

 

[scifisam]

So his wife was ill and there wasn't any childcare. Well, except him looking after his own son, of course, but that would be absurd.

 

[DaveCinzano]

So far his big alibi is “My family has oodles of land, I was on private property, yah boo sucks!” That will definitely swing it

 

[equationgirl]

This is all just bullshit.

 

[planetgeli]

WANKER!!!!!!!!!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

They've spent a long time making this up. Fuckers.

 

[fucthest8]

Hahaha test drive

 

[Lord Camomile]

Houghall woods is over 2 miles from that gaff!

Rather hope one of the journalists present is on Google Maps tracking all this out...

 

[8ball]

I dont really think he is helping himself here...

No, he's trying to be forensic and detailed, but I'm guessing the public are just thinking "TOO MUCH TALKING SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP".

 

[Looby]

He went to Barnard Castle to test if he could drive.

 

[eatmorecheese]

LOL, eyesight affected, so drove to Barnard Castle. Great.

 

[agricola]

I went to Barnards Castle, but I was ill so its ok

 

[ruffneck23]

oh Frankie