The Dominic Cummings file

[platinumsage]

But the police have been known to tell the odd lie from time to time, so it’s just a cunt collective tbf.

Probably spoke to owners of the wrong property. I’ve been rudely awakened before by coppers who got the number backwards.

 

[two sheds]

Apparently it's his wife's sister living close by...I pondered that for a second and concluded he's the kind of BIL I would absolutely hate. Maybe their relationship isn't a good one.

Yes "could you come and look after our child as a favour?" "go fuck yourself"

 

[Sue]

Guardian reporting he was seen 30 miles away from his parents

New witnesses cast doubt on Dominic Cummings’s lockdown claims

Exclusive: eyewitness says top No 10 aide left isolation to go 30 miles to popular tourist town

www.theguardian.com

Pure guesswork - but there's talk on Twitter that Cummings was also in Durham for another visit on 10th May, the night of Johnson's disastrous address. If that is proven true, or there's any confirmation from the Police that they did indeed speak to the family, that'll be a whole new layer of shitshow.

Good work, Plumdaff!

 

[LDC]

Sacking on Monday. Guillotine on Tuesday.

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[bimble]

I don’t even understand his line of defence. Says his sister shopped for them and left the food on the doorstep of the spare house his parents have there. So he says they had to travel 300 miles to get food delivered and that’s it? He’s not claiming their child lived separately with the rest of the extended family whilst he was sick or anything? It’s just not making much sense.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

This is great, it's utterly disintegrating.

 

[butchersapron]

A welcome return of Dexter's Top Tech Tips on this thread,. After the reaction to last week's Youtube is a search engine i feared he had ended the series but now we have a nice twitter teach-in..

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Guardian reporting he was seen 30 miles away from his parents house

New witnesses cast doubt on Dominic Cummings’s lockdown claims

Exclusive: eyewitness says top No 10 aide left isolation to go 30 miles to popular tourist town

www.theguardian.com

And with that the Mekon is toast.

 

[Orang Utan]

A welcome return of Dexter's Top Tech Tips on this thread,. After the reaction to last week's Youtube is a search engine i feared he had ended the series but now we have a nice twitter teach-in..

Can't wait for his top tips on Myspace

 

[cupid_stunt]

From the memes thread -

Dominic Cummings ignored lockdown rules for second time to visit parents

EXCLUSIVE Calls are growing for Boris Johnson's top aide to be sacked after breaching lockdown rules intended to keep the country safe - but so far the Government has tried to defend him

www.mirror.co.uk

Mr Johnson was under growing pressure from Opposition leaders to sack his top aide - while Tory MPs were grumbling about the double standards.

He's fucked.

 

[kenny g]

He is nothing but a covid spiv.

 

[The39thStep]

My sister lives in Barnard Castle , it will be even money that she knows someone who saw him when i text her tomorrow.

 

[bimble]

Whatever happens to him now lockdowns basically over I imagine, without officially announcing a new slogan of fuck it just do whatever you like, they’ve trashed it by defending him.

 

[Treacle Toes]

 

[Idris2002]

And with that the Mekon is toast.

In the Before Times he would have been toast. In the nightmarish future Britain of the Johnson Jackboot?

 

[keybored]

 

[Sprocket.]

My sister lives in Barnard Castle , it will be even money that she knows someone who saw him when i text her tomorrow.

Nice one.

 

[The39thStep]

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

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Meh, was just deciding that a bank job would set my family up nicely...

 

[weltweit]

Does anyone know how this story initially emerged?

 

[Plumdaff]

Pure guesswork - but there's talk on Twitter that Cummings was also in Durham for another visit on 10th May, the night of Johnson's disastrous address. If that is proven true, or there's any confirmation from the Police that they did indeed speak to the family, that'll be a whole new layer of shitshow.

Bingo (eta. this isn't the second visit I've seen on Twitter, leaving open the possibility there's more to come.....)

Dominic Cummings ignored lockdown rules for second time to visit parents

EXCLUSIVE Calls are growing for Boris Johnson's top aide to be sacked after breaching lockdown rules intended to keep the country safe - but so far the Government has tried to defend him

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Lord Camomile]

Wefail rarely fails.

 

[tommers]

I'm so angry about this. People haven't been able to visit dying loved ones in hospital or go to their fucking funerals and then Shapps comes out with "in times of crisis you want family near". I mean Jesus Christ. Words cannot express how pissed off that has made me. Utter fuckers.

 

[bimble]

Does anyone know how this story initially emerged?

Headsup sent to selected people 3 weeks ago according to this (owen Jones says he got the same message). Why the two of them did nothing with the lead or why it’s only now a story idk.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Thing is, even if he doesn't get sacked, which is still quite likely, his name is poison. That's arguably better than him being sacked because it lasts longer.

 

[FridgeMagnet]

I hope they don't sack him in fact.

 

[tommers]

Thing is, even if he doesn't get sacked, which is still quite likely, his name is poison. That's arguably better than him being sacked because it lasts longer.

Its not even just him, it's all those spineless pricks lining up to defend him.

 

[DexterTCN]

 

[The39thStep]

I think it sends a message to the London bubble that on spotting Cummings in Barnard Castle Robin Lees, 70, a retired chemistry teacher wrote down Cummings number plate and later searched for it on the internet to confirm it was him...