The Dominic Cummings file

[Steel Icarus]

Harries is dreadful. Just talking bollocks about caveats around safeguarding having always been there when they haven't been.

 

[platinumsage]

((((A66))))

 

[Roadkill]

He’s got health issues hasn’t he I seem to recall.

Health issues that always seem to need an operation that's going to take him out of circulation but then conveniently never happens...

 

[LDC]

"BIKE VOUCHERS. FUCKING BIKE VOUCHERS. LEFTIES LOVE BIKES. ASK ME ABOUT THEM."

 

[Petcha]

This press conference is comedy gold

 

[maomao]

Well he's made a point of establishing himself as a nasty cunt who doesn't have any time for anyone so not surprising the knives are coming out. But he's apparently central to the Boris/Brexit project. It's a bit of a test of their power whether they can hang on to him or not.

 

[LDC]

If I was him I'd milk this question abut transport for the next 10 minutes then wrap the whole thing up and go home to get pissed.

 

[ginger_syn]

The relief on his face,finally a transport question

 

[agricola]

The relief on his face,finally a transport question

which he messes up, finishing by suggesting transport workers have died because they are obese

 

[Petcha]

I almost feel sorry for Shapps. Almost.

Why the fuck isn't the PM ever leading these conferences?

 

[chilango]

 

[Petcha]

I would fucking love it if Piers Morgan photobombed one of these journos who he presumably knows and got a couple of questions in

 

[LDC]

which he messes up, finishing by suggesting transport workers have died because they are obese

Yeah, I thought he kind of said that too?!

 

[frogwoman]

From what I've seen of Harries she's even more embarrassing than most of the politicians they stick up there.

 

[cyril_smear]

Why the fuck isn't the PM ever leading these conferences?

because he's a moron.

 

[DexterTCN]

I'm doing the same searches you were. It's already been explained to you by others why you're not seeing whatever it is you insist you should be seeing.

If you still don't get it there's not much more to say really

Look son, apart from their supernatural inability to use twitter, no-one here has 'explained' anything to me.

He's being tagged twice a second just now and isn't trending...so you can gtf. But you're right...nothing more to say about it here.

 

[agricola]

because he's a moron.

also its the weekend

 

[Roadkill]

Why the fuck isn't the PM ever leading these conferences?

 

[Petcha]

 

[cyril_smear]

also its the weekend

I didn't know moron was just a 9-5 thing

 

[frogwoman]

Farcical.

 

[ska invita]

Lol

 

[cyril_smear]

Are people seriously sucking Piers Morons cock? I wouldnt dream of repeating anything that cunt has ever said.

 

[two sheds]

Well you wouldn't do it for fun.

 

[xenon]

So travelling 200 odd miles to visit elderly relatives, when you've got Covid19 symptoms, is the new staying put and isolating.

 

[keybored]

Look son, apart from their supernatural inability to use twitter, no-one here has 'explained' anything to me.

He's being tagged twice a second just now and isn't trending...so you can gtf. But you're right...nothing more to say about it here.

I expect you're right and everyone else is wrong again. Or maybe Cummings knows you're onto him!

 

[xenon]

He actually had the brass neck to say that. Comings was staying put. (after you know, traveling to the other end of the country.)

What a wanker.

 

[Plumdaff]

It does sort of negate the idea that their son was desperately at risk that a/ Cummings was well enough to drive 250 odd miles and b/ they had friends and family a couple of streets away in London and c/ they are claiming that they only dropped food off anyway. It's such obvious bullshit. The only thing that rings true is the idea that the Cabinet are such a bunch of cunts none of them would pop round with some shopping.

 

[Kaka Tim]

its gobsmacking. this aspect its the worst part of the scandal. im sure plenty of senior tories and backbenches are looking on in horror. and its mental - cos i cant see how he can stay. the media are crucifying them.

 

[Sprocket.]

Are people seriously sucking Piers Morons cock? I wouldnt dream of repeating anything that cunt has ever said.

I find it a good thing when those I hate and wouldn’t piss on if they were on fire, start stabbing each other at any time.