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[teqniq]

We can all breathe easy now folks

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Yeah saw this earlier. What a fucking joke.

 

[Raheem]

We can all breathe easy now folks

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Coronavirus patients report feeling a 'fizzing' sensation

 

[Pickman's model]

We can all breathe easy now folks

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What a pity they're all utter shit

 

[Maltin]

Felixstowe Port in 'chaos' as Christmas and Brexit loom

It’s a good job they employed Chris Grayling to help.

 

[Dogsauce]

We can all breathe easy now folks

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He’s discovered that human meat doesn’t attract tariffs under WTO rules. Sunlit uplands ahead.

 

[Badgers]

It’s a good job they employed Chris Grayling to help.

Poor Failing Grayling. He can't be earning much now can he?

 

[Maltin]

Poor Failing Grayling. He can't be earning much now can he?

I’m not sure how he can manage on £100k for one day a week.

 

[editor]

How is this a bad thing?

 

[two sheds]

you'd think they'd be in favour what with one of them wearing union jacks

 

[Supine]

How is this a bad thing?

The Leave Alliance are twats. The rest is ok

 

[editor]

I'd love it if London looked more like that.

 

[Dogsauce]

Only proper ringpieces are obsessed with Khan.

 

[Raheem]

How is this a bad thing?

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There's no way stoppping and searching that Beefeater is justified.

 

[Artaxerxes]

How is this a bad thing?

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Union flag is fucking hideous

 

[Brixton Hatter]

We can all breathe easy now folks

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Johnson fizzing with ideas is it? 10 different ways to slip out of the office early to shag a Ukrainian violinist perhaps?

 

[Badgers]

Brexit: UK proposes grace period for goods moving between Britain and NI

British government accepts consignments would still be subject to checks and controls

www.irishtimes.com

Seamus Leheny

from the Freight Transport Association in Northern Ireland said a grace period would be “not just welcome, it’s required, it’s needed, because especially for food, we just aren’t ready.

“We don’t have the infrastructure to deal with it, the IT systems we haven’t had sight of yet, how SPS will link in with customs, and manufacturers in GB, they have to get their packaging, labelling, pallets up to scratch for moving in here, that’s not ready.

Six months
“We’re going to need at least six months lead-in for this, so it’s not just welcome, it should be mandatory.”

 

[Pickman's model]

How is this a bad thing?

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i am always wary of people who don't cast shadows

 

[Badgers]

 

[SpookyFrank]

He’s discovered that human meat doesn’t attract tariffs under WTO rules. Sunlit uplands ahead.

Bet he wishes he'd fed all those hungry kids now.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Project Fear.

 

[brogdale]

In (adequate supplies) Brexit-Britain every day will be a fish day.

 

[prunus]

Well this sounds like good news

DfE tells schools to stock up on long-life products in case of no-deal Brexit

 

[A380]

How is this a bad thing?

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That police officer’s uniform is a mismatched disgrace. Only inspectors and above get a belted tunic whilst, of course, the Custodian ‘pointy hat’ helmet is only worn by constables and sergeants. Basic error.

 

[A380]

How is this a bad thing?

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I’m also starting to suspect that that soldier may not actually be a member of the Guards Division.

 

[editor]

I’m also starting to suspect that that soldier may not actually be a member of the Guards Division.

We'd win more wars if that was a proper soldier. Imagine 1,000 of then coming over the top. There's no way they'd let anyone smudge their lipstick and the enemy could probably only stand up and applaud their wonderful style.

 

[Badgers]

Failure to seal post-Brexit deal would more than halve UK growth, says KPMG

Accountancy firm warns of stalled economic recovery without EU trade agreement

amp.theguardian.com

Yael Selfin, the chief economist at KPMG UK, said the economic boost for all advanced economies from an early vaccine would be undermined by Brexit. “The impact of Brexit will single the UK out among advanced economies next year,” she said.

 

[Dogsauce]

Failure to seal post-Brexit deal would more than halve UK growth, says KPMG

Accountancy firm warns of stalled economic recovery without EU trade agreement

amp.theguardian.com

The entrepreneurial underclass can set up their own horseburger vans next to the M20. Oh, and you can use the portalaloo but it’s two quid a go mate. Easy money, boom times.

 

[Badgers]

Just wondering...

If the test and trace is "world beating' then what will 'adequate food' look like?

 

[Pickman's model]

Just wondering...

If the test and trace is "world beating' then what will 'adequate food' look like?

Portions of adequate food will be served to the former people on their voyage to the saiz

It's like spuds with beans and cheese only without the beans, cheese or spuds

 

[Pickman's model]

We'd win more wars if that was a proper soldier. Imagine 1,000 of then coming over the top. There's no way they'd let anyone smudge their lipstick and the enemy could probably only stand up and applaud their wonderful style.

I think you exaggerate the ease with which battlefields can be negotiated in high heels