Teachers nicknames. And those who teach, your nicknames

[seeformiles]

for 8 months we had a single slot covered by a PE teacher doing science, based on the fact that he was qualified in sports science. You used to be able to derail him by mentioning Spon youth team who he coached then all the meatheaded sports wankers would keep him going all lesson while I read a book and the curriculum was profaned. On more than one occasion he'd hear the bell and go 'You shits have kept me talking about rugby all lesson'


Loved them lessons. Pure doss time.

In a similar style, we used to get our German teacher (Mr Carson) talking about his times youth-hosteling in Austria in the 1950s. His eyes would glaze over as he described Berghauser, coffee and brandy, the Alps, etc. until the bell rang and snapped him out of his reverie. Lovely bloke!