Suella Braverman's time is up.

[Joe Chi Min]

Humberto and wow are the same person innit

 

[teqniq]

From Private Eye apparently:

 

[existentialist]

Humberto and wow are the same person innit

Stop disrupting the thread, Suella...

 

[editor]

wow and Humberto permanently banned from this threads for acting like pair of infantile prize pricks.

 

[editor]

Humberto and wow are the same person innit

No, and I suggest you wind it right back in else the mods' tolerance of your returning antics will swiftly vanish.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

She would get triggered by this I hope. Apologies for quoting you and deleting there teqniq.

 

[teqniq]

Yeah saw that this morning one of 10 AI generated images of tories in 'what if' scenarios. Brilliant.

E2a found it on Twitter posed on Ruthlessly incompetent thread.

 

[Chilli.s]

She would get triggered by this

Reelly hope so, bad dreams in the night and everything

 

[teqniq]

Just in case anyone need reminding what a deeply unpleasant individual she is:



e2a: Here is the actual vid it really is that bad:

 

[SpookyFrank]

Just reading her lines straight off Britain First's website now.

She's now talking about creating a statutory duty for teachers and social workers to report sexual abuse of children. That duty already exists. The issue is the police doing fuck all about it and social services not having the resources to do anything either.

Also, one of the things we're taught to report as possible evidence of sexual abuse in children is urinary infections. Which are becoming increasingly common in young girls because their schools aren't letting them go to the toilet, except in their 20 minute lunch break when they also have to queue up for food and then wait in line for one of the two toilets available for 1,000 plus kids to use.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[existentialist]

Just reading her lines straight off Britain First's website now.

She's now talking about creating a statutory duty for teachers and social workers to report sexual abuse of children. That duty already exists. The issue is the police doing fuck all about it and social services not having the resources to do anything either.

Also, one of the things we're taught to report as possible evidence of sexual abuse in children is urinary infections. Which are becoming increasingly common in young girls because their schools aren't letting them go to the toilet, except in their 20 minute lunch break when they also have to queue up for food and then wait in line for one of the two toilets available for 1,000 plus kids to use.

When they were mooting this before, I vowed that when it was passed into law, I would stop working with children. Too much jeopardy. Fortunately, events took their course, and my schools counselling career came to a convenient end.

 

[belboid]

If we get really lucky, this thread could come true much quicker than expected:

Home secretary Suella Braverman will face Tory colleague Flick Drummond at a selection meeting on Wednesday night, as she aims to secure a seat for the next election.

Braverman’s current seat of Fareham is being wound up and included in a new constituency of Fareham and Waterlooville.

Drummond represents Meon Valley, also in Hampshire, which is being scrapped under the new parliamentary boundaries.

A result is expected on Wednesday night.

(grauniad)

 

[_Russ_]

If we get really lucky, this thread could come true much quicker than expected:

Home secretary Suella Braverman will face Tory colleague Flick Drummond at a selection meeting on Wednesday night, as she aims to secure a seat for the next election.

Braverman’s current seat of Fareham is being wound up and included in a new constituency of Fareham and Waterlooville.

Drummond represents Meon Valley, also in Hampshire, which is being scrapped under the new parliamentary boundaries.

A result is expected on Wednesday night.

(grauniad)

In some alternate reality where they throw out cabinet ministers to let an unknown keep his seat.

 

[belboid]

I suspect the local members who nominated and elected said 'unknown' are rather better informed than tedious returnee 'Russ'

 

[Sue]

Still, I was heartened to see my theory (that everyone called Flick is really posh) vindicated. (Roedean and her husband's called Hereward.)

 

[belboid]

(Roedean and her husband's called Hereward.)

none more Woke

 

[Sue]

none more Woke

I was going to try and squeeze in a joke on that but couldn't be bothered expending the energy...

 

[Bingoman]

Part of the fareham seat is going into new seat called Hamble valley, Braverman if she loses tonight could try her luck there

 

[MrSki]

If we get really lucky, this thread could come true much quicker than expected:

Home secretary Suella Braverman will face Tory colleague Flick Drummond at a selection meeting on Wednesday night, as she aims to secure a seat for the next election.

Braverman’s current seat of Fareham is being wound up and included in a new constituency of Fareham and Waterlooville.

Drummond represents Meon Valley, also in Hampshire, which is being scrapped under the new parliamentary boundaries.

A result is expected on Wednesday night.

(grauniad)

The cunts would just send her to the lords.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The cunts would just send her to the lords.

Baroness Fuckwit of Kigali?

 

[scifisam]

When they were mooting this before, I vowed that when it was passed into law, I would stop working with children. Too much jeopardy. Fortunately, events took their course, and my schools counselling career came to a convenient end.

Is it different for school counsellors, then? Teachers do already have a statutory duty to report suspected abuse, like SF says. I'm not sure what the real difference is between that and making it an actual law.

 

[bluescreen]

Is it different for school counsellors, then? Teachers do already have a statutory duty to report suspected abuse, like SF says. I'm not sure what the real difference is between that and making it an actual law.

It would affect the confessional too I suppose, though I can't see every parish priest betraying that confidence.

 

[Karl Masks]

Just vote this fascist cunt out then pray she falls under a fucking bus

 

[bluescreen]

She's just won that vote for Fareham and Waterlooville.

Doesn't mean she'll be returned at the general though.

 

[mojo pixy]

Oh I bet she will. I know Fareham and Waterlooville and everywhere between, very well. I'd be amazed if she didn't win in that ward, one of ideally a mere handful of tories to retain their seats nationally. If they lose, which I'm still unsure about tbh. But in any case, braverman will be back.

 

[existentialist]

Is it different for school counsellors, then? Teachers do already have a statutory duty to report suspected abuse, like SF says. I'm not sure what the real difference is between that and making it an actual law.

Teachers do not have to operate under the same contract of confidentially that counsellors do. This legislation drives a truck through that contract. I couldn't work under those conditions.

 

[bluescreen]

Oh I bet she will. I know Fareham and Waterlooville and everywhere between, very well. I'd be amazed if she didn't win in that ward, one of ideally a mere handful of tories to retain their seats nationally. If they lose, which I'm still unsure about tbh. But in any case, braverman will be back.

Thanks for the local info. I had hoped briefly that she'd be gone.

 

[Karl Masks]

She's just won that vote for Fareham and Waterlooville.

Doesn't mean she'll be returned at the general though.

hardly surprising, her constituents clapped her vile response to a living holocaust survivor

 

[mojo pixy]

Thanks for the local info. I had hoped briefly that she'd be gone.

Penny Mordaunt is in Portsmouth North right next door and I expect she's quite safe too.