Smug London snob slags off Brighton Pier for its lack of vibrancy

[Wilf]

You need to do it the way my cousin did. Smash the glass open with your fist (covered by a ski jacket for protection) and then swipe all the 10p coins into a fold in your jumper. 20 quid in 20 seconds and a nice day's work for an eleven year old.

Pity there's no way of doing the same to online betting firms. If only to piss Ray Winstone off.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

I like Brighton. People are very friendly there.

Fuck off!

Louis MacNeice

 

[Wilf]

I like Brighton. People are very friendly there.

 

[krtek a houby]

Fuck off!

Louis MacNeice

Everybody is lovely.

 

[Pickman's model]

Everybody is lovely.

you're in danger of turning hippy

 

[Boycey]

Feed him to the gulls

 

[Red Sky]

That fucking i360 tower he loves so much looms like Sauron's Tower on the seafront and is visible for fucking miles.

 

[Gromit]

I've got no fear of heights but you wouldn't catch me on it.

I wouldn't trust the engineering and it's not like the CN tower where there are least stairs for evacuation.

 

[souljacker]

It's pretty ugly, especially considering it's sat right in front of regency square

 

[Red Sky]

You need to do it the way my cousin did. Smash the glass open with your fist (covered by a ski jacket for protection) and then swipe all the 10p coins into a fold in your jumper. 20 quid in 20 seconds and a nice day's work for an eleven year old.

Aaah, but then you would be running foul of the Nobles family (who are very definitley Old Brighton) They allegedly paid for the Palace Pier in cash. A rival pier, West Pier, mysteriously caught fire - twice.

Hardly worth it for a jumper full of small change I reckon.

 

[Pickman's model]

I got over my initial enthusiasm for "Penny Falls" , at the age of eight, when the pennies didn't drop as I had expected.

yeh but the penny dropped

 

[heinous seamus]

You need to do it the way my cousin did. Smash the glass open with your fist (covered by a ski jacket for protection) and then swipe all the 10p coins into a fold in your jumper. 20 quid in 20 seconds and a nice day's work for an eleven year old.

I got chucked out for giving one a good dunt once but that's taking it a bit far

 

[keybored]

Not me, Redcar is our nearest seaside town, we go there a couple of times a month. Were thinking of moving there a couple of years back.

Send me a parma chicken, I haven't seen those anywhere else

 

[Yossarian]

Who are the snobs now?

I would genuinely much prefer to spend a day on the lash in Blackpool or playing crazy golf in New Brighton than at the vibrancy festival of the snob in the OP.

 

[treelover]

Blast from the past.

 

[purenarcotic]

What an absolute knob. He is missing out on the joy of spending silly amounts on the slot machines, gorging on sweets and then eating chips on the beach watching the sun go down. Fuck his snobby shitty attitude

 

[SW9]

I live in Brighton now and I love it. If any Urbans wanna crash its cool.

 

[YouSir]

Oh well, he lives in a second-rate version of New York. Punishment enough.

Fuck off.

 

[Favelado]

Fuck off.

Yeah, I did.

 

[YouSir]

Yeah, I did.

Good. And stop taking digs at a city millions of normal people call home while you're at it.

 

[Pickman's model]

Good. And stop taking digs at a city millions of normal people call home while you're at it.

at what size of settlement should we stop taking digs?

 

[YouSir]

at what size of settlement should we stop taking digs?

278.

 

[Pickman's model]

278.

you're quite happy to see brum dropped in the shit tho

 

[YouSir]

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you're quite happy to see brum dropped in the shit tho

Jesus Christ man, you looked back 11 years to find a stick to beat me with. I really can't believe that you actually care that much about me taking personal offence to something.

 

[IC3D]

Brighton's full of yogurt knitting smug cunts though. I think this guy's view isn't so extrodinary. Shoreditch by the shore.

 

[SW9]

Horseshit. Im not smug i just get on it the whole time and go to loads of parties.

 

[DotCommunist]

I thought the green malthusian yogurt types were in hove

 

[Pickman's model]

Jesus Christ man, you looked back 11 years to find a stick to beat me with. I really can't believe that you actually care that much about me taking personal offence to something.

it's not like i put any real time or effort into it.

 

[IC3D]

Horseshit. Im not smug i just get on it the whole time and go to loads of parties.

Haha pretty smug post though

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Brighton's full of yogurt knitting smug cunts though. I think this guy's view isn't so extrodinary. Shoreditch by the shore.

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