Shots fired outside Houses of Parliament

[Pickman's model]

*Warning Daily Mail link ahead!*
Mail helpfully labelled some of the kit deployed (though they appear to have missed '10').

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yer man fourth from left's drawn the short straw:

PONCE

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

*Warning Daily Mail link ahead!*
Mail helpfully labelled some of the kit deployed (though they appear to have missed '10').

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In case they need to release a re-mix of Walking on the Moon?

 

[DaveCinzano]

baseball caps

Rounders hats IYP

 

[LDC]

yer man fourth from left's drawn the short straw:

It's cos he's the lad on work experience. Look at his eyes. Thousand yard stare? More like six inch gaze.

 

[DaveCinzano]

*Warning Daily Mail link ahead!*
Mail helpfully labelled some of the kit deployed (though they appear to have missed '10').

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They appear to have sourced their ladders from an informercial showing on ITV3 at five in the morning

 

[DaveCinzano]

yer man fourth from left's drawn the short straw:
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PONCE

"Come on lads, who's nicked me goggles AGAIN? Sarge! Sarge! They're picking on me!"

 

[YouSir]

"Come on lads, who's nicked me goggles AGAIN? Sarge! Sarge! They're picking on me!"

'I need you to go down the arms fair and get us some sky hooks and tartan paint, try H&K, they'll have 'em.'

 

[brogdale]

They appear to have sourced their ladders from an informercial showing on ITV3 at five in the morning

Mrs B looked at the pic and said she thought they'd "bought their costumes down Lidl"

 

[kebabking]

Can we move on from the weapons fetish now and get back to the subject? Apologies for my part in the boring derail.

You love it, you slaaaaaaag.

 

[2hats]

BBC reporting that the police have named the assailant as Khalid Masood, a 52 year old man born in Kent, living in the West Midlands. Had previous convictions for criminal damage, possession of a knife. No previous terrorist convictions.

 

[Pickman's model]

BBC reporting that the police have named the assailant as Kahlid Masood, a 52 year old man born in Kent, living in the West Midlands. Had previous convictions for criminal damage, possession of a knife. No previous terrorist convictions.

khalid

 

[brogdale]

BBC reporting that the police have named the assailant as Kahlid Masood, a 52 year old man born in Kent, living in the West Midlands. Had previous convictions for criminal damage, possession of a knife. No previous terrorist convictions.

Er...I think you'll find the phrase is Kent-born.
I reckon ish-Man, rather than of-Kent.

 

[likesfish]

Fucking Air Soft has gotten way out of hand.

I know somebody who got into trouble when herefords finest got out of a chinook doing their best ultimate force impression clad head to foot in crye (combat fashion its a thing)

somebody asked him are those guys Special Forces ?
He replied yeah or somebodys airsoft club has gone way overbudget

 

[Pickman's model]

Er...I think you'll find the phrase is Kent-born.
I reckon ish-Man, rather than of-Kent.

not to be confused with american musician and ruddy yurts' long time collaborator, kent mannish

existentialist Libertad

 

[kebabking]

There was a big raid on a flat on the Hagley Road in Birmingham last night - unmarked cars, helicopter and OB tooled up enough to take Mosul in an afternoon...

 

[DaveCinzano]

Er...I think you'll find the phrase is Kent-born.
I reckon ish-Man, rather than of-Kent.

Fuck off, all the hallmarks of a Terrorist-of-Kent

 

[Pickman's model]

There was a big raid on a flat on the Hagley Road in Birmingham last night - unmarked cars, helicopter and OB tooled up enough to take Mosul in an afternoon...

yeh. but they're all yellow which is why mosul remains in the state it's in

 

[brogdale]

Fuck off, all the hallmarks of a Terrorist-of-Kent

No fucking way. My contacts in the East Kent "popular" people's Front (Medway bridge blowing brigade) would have known.

 

[kebabking]

No fucking way. My contacts in the East Kent "popular" people's Front (Medway bridge blowing brigade) would have known.

Orange jumpsuit sir?

 

[DaveCinzano]

... clad head to foot in crye (combat fashion its a thing)...

Least sexy BDSM gear EVER

Crye Precision

 

[Pickman's model]

No fucking way. My contacts in the East Kent "popular" people's Front (Medway bridge blowing brigade) would have known.

they know. they simply didn't tell you.

 

[brogdale]

Harsh responses. Probably Cuntish men.

 

[DotCommunist]

I like how insistent they are about their gear being all US made with US materials. Wouldn't want to accidentally buy no stinkin commie camo

 

[DaveCinzano]

Harsh responses. Probably Cuntish men.

You want to go on The List? I can put you on The List if you like

 

[hot air baboon]

the Police always seem to be packing much whizzier looking bang-bangs and robo-gear to wander around Heathrow with than squaddies get given to patrol the meanest bits of Iraq-Afghanistan...is it cos they've got a better union...

 

[DotCommunist]

the Police always seem to be packing much whizzier looking bang-bangs and robo-gear than squaddies get given to patrol the meanest bits of Iraq-Afghanistan...is it cos they've got a better union...

they don't have a union

 

[nuffsaid]

Farage chipping in now - from the Guardian Live feed -

Nigel Farage has appeared twice on US television already, today arguing that the London attacks prove Donald Trump is right on hardline immigration and anti-Muslim policy.

“It seems to me our political leaders really ought to start saying sorry,” the former Ukip leader told Tucker Carlson on Fox News on Thursday morning.

And Katie Hopkins (bless her) -

He wasn’t the only hardline conservative to appear in the US media. the Daily Mail columnist Katie Hopkins also turned up on Carlson’s Fox show, echoing Farage’s xenophobic rhetoric.

"We’re a country that spends so much time tiptoeing around the cultures that refuse to join us and not enough time defending the culture they’ve chosen to join, but because I say those things I am widely hated for those views. People are cowed, people are afraid and people are not united."

 

[hot air baboon]

they don't have a union

Police Federation - Home

 

[Idris2002]

they don't have a union

That's not what I heard.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Fuck off, all the hallmarks of a Terrorist-of-Kent

Anyone seen longdog lately?