8ball
Decolonise colons!
I know quite a few people are uneasy about the ethical concerns of eating meat, but do it anyway. For me, my line is further back, but I cross it by eating meat from dubious sources that use practices I think are wrong. What I reject is the suggestion that the only logically consistent position for any meat-eater to take is one that involves mild self-hate.
Though you personally feast on kebabs making the self-hate inevitable anyway.