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Walty McWaltface
Whilst I understand that the salvation army is deserving of the gallows humour, I have to praise them for the work they do supporting emergency operations. I have first hand reports, from firefighters especially, about how they turn up and provide sandwiches, drinks, and comfort. They never get recognition for this, and actively avoid it. I have no doubt they'll be there as long as they are needed.
They have a long and distinguished history of doing exactly as you say.
Supporting the emergency services | The Salvation Army