Royal lickspittlery: the platinum jubilee edition

[SpookyFrank]

If the auld bat lives another ten years what bullshit flavour of jubilee will they have to invent for 80 years?

What's worth more than platinum? Petrol I suppose. And, in ten years' time, probably food as well. Maybe it'll be the Last Remaining Syringe of Monkeypox Vaccine Jubilee.

 

[8ball]

If the auld bat lives another ten years what bullshit flavour of jubilee will they have to invent for 80 years?

Vibranium.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

If the auld bat lives another ten years what bullshit flavour of jubilee will they have to invent for 80 years?

think there would have to be a 75 years jubilee first...

 

[8ball]

think there would have to be a 75 years jubilee first...

Then 77, 78, 78.7, 79.1. 79.4, 79.55 etc.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

think there would have to be a 75 years jubilee first...

Worthy of a subforum at least

 

[Elpenor]

Been on isle of purbeck today & it’s awash with jubilee flags. Insane. Like queen cares about the Dorset peasants displaying UJ with her face on

 

[Elpenor]

Go Glasgow!

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Any relation to Wayne

 

[Calamity1971]

Some knobheads have knitted crown hats for bollards in Langley park, Durham. I was going to take a pic, but people might have thought I was appreciating them.

 

[gentlegreen]

This morning's weather thing ..
FOUR DAYS ?
Thank feck I live in BS5 - the "celebrations" start with a stuff the Jubilee punk gig at the local pub ...

 

[Aladdin]

Rathcoole...Belfast.

Rathcoole mural marks Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

Prince Edward and Sophie may be travelling to Northern Ireland for official engagements over the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee bank holiday weekend — but it’s clear that Rathcoole residents have only one royal in mind.

m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

Sophie and Edward apparently popping over for the celebrations in Belfast....they even mention welcoming Meghan & Harry.

Any one within a whiffing distance of a queen E2 fart would do for them.

Corgi ... anyone?

 

[tim]

'... the smallest pet dog in the Kingdom' eh? That's a bold claim.

Victoria sent the Grenadier Guards out to bayonet all smaller pooches. It was the Victorian version of the massacre of the innocents.

 

[Pickman's model]

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Rathcoole...Belfast.

Rathcoole mural marks Queen’s Platinum Jubilee

Prince Edward and Sophie may be travelling to Northern Ireland for official engagements over the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee bank holiday weekend — but it’s clear that Rathcoole residents have only one royal in mind.

m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk

Sophie and Edward apparently popping over for the celebrations in Belfast....they even mention welcoming Meghan & Harry.

Any one within a whiffing distance of a queen E2 fart would do for them.

Corgi ... anyone?

I've seen the next pictures where that woman looks to her right, sees the picture, and chucks

 

[Voley]

Our glorious leader.

 

[danski]

So we must be the bad people?

 

[Pickman's model]

So we must be the bad people?

Anyone Johnson calls good are the bad people

 

[steeplejack]

Platinum Jubilee shortbread on sale for £12 per tin in M&S Food where I live. You can choose between a red or a blue commemorative tin.

Being a tight fucker I'll wait until next weekend when they will be reduced to clear at £4-£6.

 

[Pickman's model]

Platinum Jubilee shortbread on sale for £12 per tin in M&S Food where I live. You can choose between a red or a blue commemorative tin.

Being a tight fucker I'll wait until next weekend when they will be reduced to clear at £4-£6.

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Or you could get something you can eat with a good conscience

 

[steeplejack]

Or you could get something you can eat with a good conscience

clearly I was being deadly serious

 

[Pickman's model]

clearly I was being deadly serious

Dandy

 

[teqniq]

This is not new (from the Irish Times) but still excellent:

 

[stavros]

If the auld bat lives another ten years what bullshit flavour of jubilee will they have to invent for 80 years?

Kryptonite.

 

[Raheem]

Cocaine.

 

[Elpenor]

I think Oak is for 80 years

 

[8ball]

I think Oak is for 80 years

Are you taking this from Latin?

Like it’s going to be Nonce for 90 years and Boris Johnson for 100?

 

[Cid]

Few platinum group metals left to go.

Or maybe we should start on the actinides.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Supposing she does refuse to leave the gig there will be 75th madness to endure, then 80th. I really hope she does, extra bank holidays but more importantly, the longer she goes on the more chance Chucky will die and BillyBaldy’s increasing unpopularity will continue to grow.

Queen Elizabeth The Last.

 

[bluescreen]

If the auld bat lives another ten years what bullshit flavour of jubilee will they have to invent for 80 years?

What's worth more than platinum? Petrol I suppose. And, in ten years' time, probably food as well. Maybe it'll be the Last Remaining Syringe of Monkeypox Vaccine Jubilee.

You do realise that next year will be 70 years since the coronation?

 

[teqniq]

Yuk.

 

[krtek a houby]

You do realise that next year will be 70 years since the coronation?

Thought that was what all this platinum shite was about

 

[Elpenor]

At least we have finally cracked the puzzle - now we know why the ancient Britons sweated to build Stonehenge